Why do Ryan Coogler and James Cameron get to write mega-scripts while you’re obnoxiously constrained by the script-length Gods? We are about to be hit with two of the longest studio releases of the decade. We’ve got Black Panther 2, clocking in at over 2 hours and 45 minutes. And we’ve got Avatar 2, which […]
Genre: Action-Comedy (Family?) Premise: Two former thieves are having a hard enough time with their fussy newborn baby when a mishap draws them back into their old lives, forcing them to recover a priceless jade bangle, escape their boss’s murderous son and, toughest of all, get their baby to sleep through the night. About: This […]
A new comedy script is just itching to resuscitate Jennifer Lawrence’s career! Genre: Comedy Premise: A woman who can no longer pay her city’s rising property taxes is forced to become a one-time-only escort for a family trying to get their incel virgin son laid. About: This is J-Law’s next movie. Writer-director Gene Stupnitsky shot […]
HAPPY SCRIPTOWEEN! Genre: Horror Premise: A group of teens on a homecoming vacation stumble upon the ultimate house of horrors, with a chainsaw-wielding maniac using his home as a de facto human slaughterhouse. About: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre shoot was infamously harrowing due to how hot it was (the movie was shot in 100 degree […]
Plus I offer you the golden rule of writing great horror! So I checked out Barbarian today and, wow, what an opening act, huh? That has to be one of the best opening acts for a horror film ever. Moments like this inspire me. You guys hear me complain about shows like Andor and movies […]
