Welcome to a special edition of Amateur Offerings I like to call, “Amateur Hofferings.” In Amateur Hofferings, we pay homage to the greatest actor-singer in Germany’s history, The Hoff. Today’s writers will try to honor the great one with an eclectic selection that includes an Almost Top 25er, a Western, one of the shortest WYSRs […]

No amateur script to review means we’re going to see what a future Star Wars director is working on! Genre: Sci-fi Premise: When an older man uses a mysterious ancient device to go back in time hundreds of years, it’s up to his son and grandson to save him. About: I LOVE Force Awakens. But […]

Christoph Waltz to play Jakob in “Jakob’s Wife” maybe?? Many of you have been asking me, “Yo, Crackpot Carson, when the fly-handle are you going to be dunzoes with your freakin’ contest, homie! If I woulda known I’d be on welfare before I got my contest results, I wouldn’t have paid the ridiculous entry fee!” […]

A new Top 25 script enters the Scriptshadow Universe! Read on to find out how to make a simple premise Top 25 worthy. Genre: Drama/Thriller Premise: After a lawyer accidentally hits a man on his drive home, he tries to cover up the crime, only to realize there’s more to this man than meets the […]

Genre: Comedy Premise: During a bachelorette party, a group of women accidentally kill a male stripper, and in a misguided attempt to protect their future, decide to get rid of the body. About: So I’m REALLY happy to have gotten my hands on this script. As those of you who read yesterday’s post remember, an […]