Okay so we’re going to try something different this week. Now usually, I filter the submissions and give you only the ones that I feel are good enough to handle the intense scrutiny of Scriptshadow Nation. Even when I do this, I still read replies like, “These are the best options?? Really??” In order for you to make a more accurate assessment of this process, I’m including five COMPLETELY RANDOM SUBMISSIONS. I literally closed my eyes and pointed to the screen. Whatever I was pointing to when I opened my eyes, that entry was included in this week’s Amateur Offerings. That’s not to say one of these can’t be great. But I just wanted to include a “Random Week” to give you a better feel for the average submission. Enjoy!
Title: Guilt
Genre: Drama (100 pgs)
Logline: After witnessing a murder, a crack-smoking, loser lawyer tries to redeem himself by vindicating the teen prostitute wrongly accused of the crime.
Why You Should Read: I cannot imagine a more vital time this story needs to be told. With all that’s been happening in the news over the past year— the shooting of unarmed suspects, and stories of inherent racism and corruption in our justice system— this script is about as relevant as they come.
Title: TENT CITY
Genre: Drama/Gangster
Logline: Arizona. Tent City. Joe Arpaio. 2013. Bunkmates at the infamous outdoor jail start a successful prescription pill drug ring while on work furlough.
Why You Should Read: Along with getting an inside look on the prescription pill epidemic plaguing America, you witness the development of a truly remarkable bond between a black man and white man that they haven’t seen since Brian’s Song. You will never root harder for two drug dealers and will absolutely cringe at the impending doom closing in at the end. — Joe Arpaio is the most hated Sheriff in Hollywood. TENT CITY quietly makes a mockery out of Arpaio and addresses issues such as overcrowded jails, illegal immigration, human rights violation and income inequalities. I carefully crafted this story for liberal producers. — It’s a man’s movie at the core; love triangles, graphic violence, sex, ASU college girls, gangs, drugs and a bromance between two alpha males.
Title: Pregnant Pals
Genre: Comedy
Logline: Two brothers-in-law who hate each other must get along when their wives become pregnant and the couples are forced to move in together to save money before the babies arrive.
Why You Should Read: Having this kid is expensive. More than I even calculated for. And believe me, I calculated. I wonder if there is a simple solution to cut costs and release the worry and anxiety I feel about making all this work. My wife suggested moving in with her sister and her husband during the pregnancy. Smart. But I don’t care for that guy. Can’t stand going to dinner with him. Living with him for nine months? Nah. But my wife. My wife is persistent and she makes a good case. What if we all moved in? What if…
Title: The Ghost
Genre: Action / Thriller
Logline: After being left for dead, one of the most feared assassins must overcome brutal odds,
to bring down the head of the Japanese Yakuza known as, The Barbarian.
Why You Should Read: My name is Gavin from England. I’ve been a big fan of your reviews for a long time. I currently have two scripts under option, one of them being with Bafta winner Noel Clarke. I know you are extremely busy, and I wouldn’t want to waste your time, so I’ve worked on different scripts, but I’ve only just felt ready to send you my work. I currently work two jobs that keeps me busy 11 hours a day, and then I write for 3 hours a day after my shifts, so hopefully you will see that I’m dedicated to the cause my friend, and I’d love for you to review my work (as would most writers).
Title: Clownskill
Genre: Horror/Dark Comedy
Logline: An uptight USDA inspector and her new recruit investigate mad cow disease in a town where clown school alumni with a beef plot grisly revenge.
Why You Should Read: Nothing goes along with grief like beer, banana nut muffins and a really dark, funny screenplay. Something grimly hilarious that lays it all out there – fear and dread and sadness – in ways that your therapist and loved ones would strongly disapprove of or possibly have you committed for. Sometimes you gotta laugh before you can cry. — I was already working on an entirely different script – romantic, grand, tragic, lovely – when life turned a corner and got real. It stayed that way for quite a while. Finally, there was a funeral and a heavy New Orleans goodbye lunch. I drove home, consumed the aforementioned beer and muffin, told “tragic and lovely” I would come back for it later and got to work conferring with a few demons. They were alarmingly eager to oblige. — I really shocked myself that I could think up so many awful ways to kill people. I guess the repressive Southern upbringing has finally paid off. This beast is so far out of my wheelhouse/comfort zone that, honestly, I don’t even know what to make of it. If it weren’t for the funny parts, I probably would lock it away in the attic with my crazy, semi-dangerous aunt. — If the script does make it to Amateur Friday, I can’t wait to get feedback. I took some risks (personally and craft-wise) that may or may not pay off. At the least I hope it entertains a few of you and at best I hope it doesn’t give any potentially homicidal clowns food for thought. Thanks for the consideration and potential reads! And good luck to everyone in the ScriptShadow250!
