A reminder THIS THURSDAY to get your Logline Showdown entries in. Winner gets a script review the following Friday. The theme this month is “Movie Crossover.” That means that, in addition to sending your logline, you send in the movie crossover that best represents your script (i.e. “Aliens meets The Equalizer”).
If that isn’t incentive enough, guess what! We’re going to add a SIXTH entry (to the traditional five), regardless of how good or bad the logline is, for whoever has the best movie crossover pitch. So make sure your movie crossover pitch is amazing!
Here are the deets on how to enter!
What: Movie-Crossover Showdown
I need your: Title, Genre, Logline, and Movie Crossover Pitch
Competition Date: Friday, March 22nd
Deadline: Thursday, March 21st, 10pm Pacific Time
Where: Send your submissions to carsonreeves3@gmail.com
Moving on to the world of entertainment, let’s discuss some box office.
It’s always tough to get excited when an animated film (Kung Fu Panda 4) tops the box office. It’s like, “yaaaayyyyy! Kids movieeeee!” Not that there’s anything wrong with it. But it’s kinda lame when it’s the third sequel from a second rate animation franchise. Cause it’s not even like you can celebrate a cool movie. You’re celebrating a tired franchise.
I would much rather celebrate the animated film trailer that dropped a week ago, which was so good, I was on the brink of crying. It reminded me that music and imagery are the powerful forces that bring our writing to life. And that, when all three are done well, the effect is magical. Watch this trailer and tell me you don’t get the feels welling up inside.
Sign me up! It’s like Wall-E meets ET meets… Bambi?
I sat there for a while and wondered how this trailer had such an effect on me, especially because it’s become harder and harder for writers and filmmakers to affect me emotionally, only because I can see behind the illusion. I can see the Matrix code.
One of the hardest things to do as a writer is to keep the code hidden, to move your story along invisibly. It’s a little easier to do in a trailer because you don’t have to show any plot. Plotting is where the gears are most visible.
Trailers are funny that way. Some of the best trailers I’ve ever seen have been terrible movies because they didn’t have to tell any of their crappy story in the trailer. Cloud Atlas is the best example of this. God, I loved that trailer.
So I hope that doesn’t happen with The Wild Robot. I pray it’s more Wall-E than Hotel Transylvania.
Outside of that, I continue to be fascinated by the TV landscape and its desperate attempts to find a new zeitgeist product.
Netflix is going to finally hit us with Benioff And Weiss’ new show, The 3 Body Problem. It’s looking bad for the Game of the Thrones duo. I’m predicting disaster for this one. This is not a new take. I said it was going to be a disaster the second they bought it.
Why?
Cause nobody likes weird inconsistent sloppy mythology. Which is what this book has always been. It’s based in bizarro world Chinese mythology that nobody outside of that country understands. I don’t know why anyone would hitch their wagon to it.
And the trailers have just been AWFUL. They took what was already cheap and cheapified it with cheapy special effects. The only chance this thing had at working was it it felt real and authentic. But every shot looks computer-generated so… they dug their grave. Now they gotta lie in it.
The rest of the recent TV shows haven’t been much better. Shogun seems to be getting universal praise. And it does have amazing production value. But building a show that has to navigate three different languages (Japanese, Portuguese, English) probably wasn’t the best idea in retrospect. I suspect that the audience will dwindle for this film as its subject matter is so sophisticated and requires so much concentration that it’ll become more work than entertainment. Which is the death knell for any piece of writing.
Peacock is trying to create its own White Lotus in “Apples Never Fall.” They even got the actor from the first White Lotus to lead the series! But poor Peacock. They’re still living in 1984. They don’t know how to make a show like this.
HBO’s big new swing, The Regime, with Kate Winslet, looks like a miss. By the way, Kate has to stop complaining about Hollywood whenever she does press for these shows. You want to get people excited to see your show. Not be a big fat downer.
Netflix’s huge gamble on The Last Airbender didn’t work. Hulu’s version of Knives Out, Death and Other Details, isn’t working.
One show I did start watching that I thought was pretty good was Constellation, on Apple TV. If you haven’t seen it, at least check out the pilot. It’s got a crazy opening set piece on the International Space Station. Still, even that show isn’t getting great reviews, which tells me the pilot may be the highlight.
Mr. And Mrs. Smith had a week where it was hot news. And it has great reviews. But audiences don’t seem to agree with the critics (90% to 66%). It’s hard for me to take anything Donald Glover does seriously but I should probably still check this out.
This leaves us with only one TV show left. It is a show that has been so under-the-radar, you haven’t heard about it until now. But I promise you it’s worth discovering. It’s a Korean show called Chicken Nugget. And it’s about a guy’s girlfriend who turns into a Chicken Nugget.
I know that I’ve tapped out my rating system at “genius,” but I may have to add a new designation just for this show: “Super Extraordinary.” I’ve heard of high concept. But this almost invents a new type of concept. It’s as if the Gods all got together and came up with the best TV show idea possible. I will be watching this 682 times this year. Which should take care of my TV needs for the foreseeable future. See, I knew I’d find a show.
May we all, one day, come up with an idea as good as “Chicken Nugget.”
