Genre: Superhero/Family
Premise: (from IMDB) We all have a superhero inside us, it just takes a bit of magic to bring it out. In Billy Batson’s case, by shouting out one word – SHAZAM! – this streetwise fourteen-year-old foster kid can turn into the adult superhero Shazam.
About: While Shazam may not be the official starter meal of this summer movie season, it’s the ideal appetizer. Warners has been thrilled with how the film turned out, so much so that they showed previews of it in a thousand theaters two weeks ago! In a social media landscape where bad word of mouth can turn a goldmine into a piece of coal faster than you can say Fyre Festival, this shows a ton of confidence in the product. However, the film’s opening weekend wasn’t all that shazammy. It made a respectable 53 million bucks locally, but Warners was hoping for something in the 70s. The film was directed by David F. Sandberg (Lights Out, Annabelle: Creation) and written by Earth to Echo scribe, Henry Gayden.
Writer: Henry Gayden (story by Gayden and Darren Lemke) – Shazam comic created by Bill Parker and C.C. Beck.
Details: Two hours and 12 minutes long!
When it came to 2019’s movie-going theme park, Shazam was high up on my list of rides to try. It wasn’t in the rarefied air of Avengers Endgame or Star Wars Episode 9. But it was a movie I felt could be one of those sleeper hits (as much as a 100 million dollar film can be a “sleeper”). The comp for this movie was Jumanji, another film people were aware of but Hollywood didn’t take seriously. And then the film took off, outlasting even The Last Jedi, a movie that had four times its budget!
There weren’t really any question marks going into the movie for me. I’ve always thought Zachary Levi was talented and couldn’t figure out why he wasn’t a movie star yet. Both of David F. Sandberg’s previous films (Lights Out and Annabelle) exceeded expectations. And the two main kids looked great in the trailer. If you want to quibble, the suit was kind of cheesy. But it made sense in the context of how a kid might design a superhero suit. And since that’s what the movie is about – a kid becoming a superhero – I was down with it. As the lights dimmed in the theater, I thought, “What could go wrong?”
Billy Batson was just a little boy when he got separated from his mother at a carnival. Eight years later, he’s still looking for her, even breaking into police cars and searching databases to do so. Unfortunately, all this bad behavior has gotten Billy kicked out of numerous foster homes. After that police car incident, a social worker informs him that he’s gotta chill out. There are good families out there who want him. In fact, there’s one outside right now! And they’re taking him home without having a conversation with him. Sounds realistic to me!
Billy goes home with his new parents, a Samoan guy who’s nice and funny and caring, and a Latina mother, who’s nicer and funnier and more caring. Back at the house, Billy meets his new brothers and sisters, all fellow foster kids. We have a Latino boy, an Asian boy, an African American girl, an older sister of indeterminable race, and a disabled kid. Disabled Kid is Freddy, a superhero fanatic whose prized possession is a crushed bullet that hit Superman which he bought off Ebay. He’s also a weirdo who doesn’t have any friends.
One day after school, Billy magically finds himself in a cave where an old man tests him to see if he’s the only person in the world who’s pure of heart. Billy passes the test and therefore receives the ability to turn into a superhero whenever he says, “Shazam.” Billy realizes he needs expert Freddy’s help if he’s going to harness his new powers, and the two go out and start testing what he can do.
What Billy doesn’t know is that there’s a man named Thaddeus Sivana who went through that same test Billy did and failed. He needs Billy’s purity (or something) if he’s going to become an ultimate superhero himself. One day, while Billy’s playing in the park, taking selfies and showing off his powers to everyone, he’s confronted by Sivana and they fight. Billy’s only able to survive by turning into his secret child identity and running away. But it’s only a matter of time before Sivana figures out who Billy is. And once he does, it’s bye bye Billy and his foster care family.
Shazam is a solid movie. Heck, I’d go so far as to say it’s a good movie.
Unfortunately, it’s not nearly as good as it could’ve been. And that’s frustrating because the sky was the limit for this concept. It’s the idea of screenwriting dreams. “Big” but with a superhero?? How can you go wrong with that??
I can tell you the exact moment where it went wrong for me. That would be when Billy moves into the foster home. First of all, the parents didn’t even talk to him before he came home. They adopted him sight unseen. Once home, they dropped him in the middle of the house like an alley cat and said, “Have fun.” I’ve never been a foster kid but is this realistic?
Then you had the kids. Oh heavens, the kids. This is the most unrealistic family I’ve ever seen a movie. I’m talking ever. Every single major ethnicity is represented. Show me one family in the entire U.S. as diverse as this one. It rang as so removed from reality as to be offensive. Angelina Jolie would be offended by how unrealistic this family was.
But there was a much bigger problem with the family, which was that the plot now had to lug a giant 800 pound sub-plot wherever it went. The movie couldn’t have fun like Big because they had to keep finding ways to bring the family back into the story.
I’m going to go off on a tangent here but stay with me. I have a point. I’ve been watching Parks and Rec on Netlflix lately. That show is about the Parks and Rec. department in a small Indiana town. In addition to the Parks and Rec staff, the show introduces the character of Ann Perkins, a nurse. At first Ann is tied to the story through her boyfriend (Chris Pratt), who fell into a construction plot that was the Parks and Recreations’ responsibility. But eventually, Chris Pratt gets a job at the Parks and Rec office, while Ann continues to be a nurse, working on the other side of town.
As the show grows up, it becomes painfully obvious that Ann is a suitcase the writers must figure out how to carry into the story each week. Since she doesn’t work at the Parks office, it’s a constant struggle to come up with plot reasons why she would be there. As a result, she’s routinely the worst part of each episode. She has no organic place in the story.
The family in Shazam is Ann Perkins. I didn’t come to this movie to learn about foster care. If I wanted to do that I’d rent that awful looking Mark Wahlberg thing that came out last year. I came to Shazam to watch a boy turn into a superhero. Just like I went to Big to see what it was like when a boy becomes an adult and can do whatever he wants. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the trailers don’t cover the foster family. They focused on Zachary Levi and the other kid having fun and it looked great. Why aren’t you giving me that?
The script also makes the mistake of giving way too much time to its villain. He gets this gigantic early scene in the film. And then we keep coming back to him over and over and I just wanted to scream, “WE DIDN’T COME HERE TO WATCH VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY PORN!” We came to watch a kid become a superhero. It was baffling that the story kept avoiding its biggest selling point.
And even when it did, it didn’t seem to know what to do with it, or what to do with Billy in general. What Big did that was really smart was give Tom Hanks’s character a mission once he grew up. He became an executive in this toy company and you could build a plot around that that added structure to everything. Here, there is no structure once Billy turns into Shazam. He’s just stumbling around the city. At one point, he is dancing for quarters in the park, I kid you not. That’s how unsure they were of what to do with Billy.
To the movie’s credit, the foster care stuff eventually pays off. (spoilers). The big reveal occurs at the end when Billy finally accepts his foster family, and when they all touch the staff that turned him into a superhero, they all get turned into superheroes themselves. It was a surprise I did not see coming. So it wasn’t like the foster family wasn’t thought out. The problem, like I said, was that this family was so fake (I’m talking parody fake, like this is the kind of casting you would do to make fun of how Hollywood casts families) I wasn’t emotionally invested in them. Had the family been even SLIGHTLY realistic, it would’ve worked.
But they should’ve stayed with Freddy and Shazam. That’s where the movie was at its best. That’s where the chemistry was. It’s where the irony was (a kid who’s the exact opposite of a superhero must watch as his brother gets to be a superhero). It seems so obvious yet they insisted on pushing their fake family nonsense onto the story.
I’ll finish by saying the second you try and make a family film, you’re toast. Families know when you’re pandering to them and they stay home. A family movie has to be two things. It has to be that level just above a typical family movie where the kid feels like he’s getting away with something, but also, safe enough so that the parents feel comfortable letting their children see it. The perfect example of this is Jumanji. Shazam wears its “bring the family out” badge on its sleeve (it’s even set during Christmas!), and, in the process, feels too precious to leave an impact on either kids or adults.
What’s that old saying? “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.” I still liked this movie. I really did. But I was hoping for more than this.
[ ] What the hell did I just watch?
[ ] wasn’t for me
[x] worth the price of admission
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius
What I learned: Shazam got its concept from combining an old movie from another genre (Big) with the superhero genre. This is a great way to come up with a movie idea that’s relevant today. So I challenge you, Scriptshadow community, to come up with ideas combining older films from non-superhero genres with superheroes. 12 Angry Men but with superheroes deliberating whether to convict another superhero to death? :)
