Genre: Comedy
Premise: (from Black List) A high school senior attempts to get their principal fired after observing racist behavior, but she quickly learns he won’t go down without a fight.
About: This script finished with a whopping 25 votes on last year’s Black List and was snatched up by Lebron James’ company. The writer, Cat Wilkins, graduated from the MFA Screenwriting Program at UCLA.
Writer: Cat Wilkins
Details: 109 pages
I love scripts that pit the student body against teachers/principals. Election remains one of my favorite comedies ever. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is in my all time Top 25. And Bad Education remains one of my favorite scripts ever written. So if Two Faced is even a fraction of those films, be prepared for some slobbering.
Joy Robinson, a 17 year old black girl, attends the nearly all-white high school, Glen Cove High. Joy has her sights set on one thing and one thing only – the Haines Foundation Scholarship. Because her family is so poor, the Haines Scholarship, a scholarship for minorities, is the only chance of Joy getting into college.
Luckily, Joy’s biracial best friend, Draya, has a father who’s best friends with the principal of the school, Jerald O’Donnel, a 46 year old white man who dresses like a “mobster,” and who is so beloved at their school, he might as well be “George Clooney.” Jerald is going to write Joy a recommendation for the Haines any day now.
Joy’s other best friend is Rayne, the president of the yearbook committee. While looking through old yearbooks to figure out what to do with this year’s, they run across an old picture of Jerald when he went to Glen Cove. And he’s in black face! Joy is initially upset but Rayne calms her down. She encourages Joy to go ask Jerald about it. Maybe he’ll express remorse and apologize.
So that’s what Joy does. The next day, she goes to Jerald’s office, shows him what she found, and he is, indeed, remorseful. He also takes the yearbook from her and starts shredding the page of him in black face. Later on that day, Jerald tells Joy that he’s giving the Haines Foundation Scholarship to someone else. A white kid!!! Now Joy is really pissed.
So Joy gets together with besties Draya and Rayne (who hate each other) to find more evidence of Jerald’s racism. They break into his house and strike gold. Jerald recently attended a party with a bunch of white people and EVERYONE was in black face. And they all took polaroids of themselves, just in case at some point in the future someone would need proof of this event, I suppose.
Joy and Rayne write an article about it in the school newspaper, publishing the polaroids, and all of a sudden Jerald is public enemy number 1. But he isn’t going down easy. Jerald calls a school assembly and informs everyone that he has cancer! “What kind?” Someone asks. “Colon cancer that’s spread to my brain,” he replies. Instantly, the school loves Jerald again, leaving him free and clear of any racism charges.
Joy and her crew have one hail-mary. Jerald is having dinner at Draya’s place that night. Maybe they can get Jerald to admit to Draya that he’s lying about his cancer. They tape a wire onto Draya and off she goes, leading to an odd scene where Draya attempts to get Jerald to admit he doesn’t have cancer in the company of a bunch of people who didn’t know he had cancer in the first place. Magically, she’s able to do it. Which turns out to be the beginning of the end for this monster, allowing Joy to live happily ever after.
I always used to wonder why, in high school movies, they would put characters on the newspaper committee or the prom committee. When I was in high school, I never knew anybody on those committees. But now I realize how valuable it is in that if your character is on a committee, it means they are working towards a goal – getting the next paper out, getting the yearbook done, putting prom together – and if they have goals, that means they must be active in order to achieve those goals. And characters who are active are always more interesting than characters who are inactive. Two Faced helped me see how valuable that was.
As for the script itself, it never quite achieves what it’s trying to because of how sloppy it is. I liked all the characters. They were harmless and fun. Some of the best scenes are of them riffing, trying to figure out what to do next to take down Jerald.
But the script is the 2,845,671st comedy script on record to fall victim to the “because this is comedy, it means I’m allowed to be sloppy” approach. There’s this belief in almost every comedy script I read these days whereby pivotal plot beats, motivations, and logic don’t matter.
There is only one condition under which plot beats, motivations, and logic don’t matter in a comedy. And that is if the script is absolutely effing hilarious. Unfortunately, only .000000001% of comedy scripts are absolutely effing hilarious. Which means you should assume that yours falls short of this standard and make sure that you have all the technical stuff on lock.
Even in a comedy, a principal who’s just been accused of racism in the school paper with tons of evidence wouldn’t be able to call a school assembly that very same day, tell everyone he has cancer, and the whole school buy it. Teenagers today are so social media savvy and so interconnected that they smell shit like this out within seconds. We have real life examples that prove this, like Kevin Spacey coming out to deflect from the accusations against him. The internet literally called him on it within 5 seconds. So to sell us on this idea that the entire school would be this stupid doesn’t fly.
And that doesn’t even get into how we got here in the first place. Which is that Joy and her friends found evidence of secret black face parties that Jerald not only attends but takes incriminating pictures during and holds onto them. For what? Is he getting off on them? It’s beyond suspicious that anyone, even the dumbest person in the world, would do something like this. Of course we all know why he did it. It’s so the main character could obtain evidence from him that pushed the plot along.
That’s not good writing. I say this all the time but I’ll say it again. You need to make things HARD FOR YOUR HERO. Not easy. It would be like if James Bond needed to deactivate the bomb at the end of the movie, looked over, saw a drawer slightly ajar, opened it, and saw that the villain had accidentally left the deactivation code on a piece of paper.
By the way, you don’t make it hard just because it pleases script nerds like me. You make it hard because it’s actually a lot more fun when the hero has to work for the solution. That way, when they solve the problem, it feels earned. Handing Joy the perfect evidence is too easy.
I also thought the writer missed a lot of dramatic opportunities. For example, when Joy comes to Jerald with the old yearbook picture, Jerald tells her, a few hours later, that he’s giving the scholarship to someone else. Wouldn’t it be a lot more interesting, from a character development point-of-view, if the scholarship remained on the table throughout the movie? Doesn’t that make every decision Joy makes harder? She has to choose between doing what’s right – exposing this man’s racism – or doing what’s right for her family – getting that scholarship and lifting her family out of poverty. Tough choices like that always make characters more interesting.
Scripts like Election and Bad Education worked because of the sophistication behind the writing. You got the sense that the writers understood the world, the rules, and how to plot in a way where it was both believable but also entertaining. Two Faced feels like the younger spazzier brother of those scripts. It has some fun moments but, overall, it’s too sloppy for its own good. It wasn’t for me, unfortunately.
[ ] What the hell did I just read?
[x] wasn’t for me
[ ] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius
What I learned: When you write a script, you’re constantly running into moments where you can do one of two things –
1) You can write what you need to happen in order for your plot to work the way you want it to.
2) You can write what that character would actually do in real life.
90% of the time, you should go with number 2. Sometimes you have no choice but to go with number 1 because, ultimately, you have to steer the truck towards the destination. But number 1 usually gives you false story beats. Number 2, because it’s based in honesty, always feels more realistic. The moment I gave up on Two Face was when the principal gave someone else the scholarship the second Joy came to him with the yearbook. Why would Jerald do this? How does he benefit from pissing somebody off who now suspects he’s racist? Doesn’t that make that student even more angry? Doesn’t that make them set on exposing his racism (which is easier to do in 2021 than ever brefore)? There is no doubt in my mind that, in reality, Jerald would give her the scholarship to appease her. That’s what I mean by choice number 2. Your character should make the choices that they would make in real life, the ones that actually make sense.
