As you guys know since I constantly talk about it on the site, one of my screenwriting obsessions is scene-writing.
The reason for that is, I have a theory that everything in screenwriting comes down to writing good scenes. If a scene is entertaining, we’re going to want to read til the end of it. And if the next scene is entertaining, we’re going to want to read til the end of that. And so on and so forth.
The fastest way to me bailing on a script is three boring scenes in a row. If I read three boring scenes in a row, there’s a 99% chance that I’ll dislike the script. I know that from experience. And, again, that’s because good writers know how to write good scenes. Bad or new writers don’t.
That’s why I always talk about making every scene as entertaining as you can make it.
More recently, I was working on a theory that there are roughly two dozen types of scenes that work. And I wanted to give a name to all of them. The idea would be that when you were about to write a scene, you could cross-check it against this list of 24 Scene Types and make sure you were using one of them. If you weren’t, there’s a good chance the scene would be boring.
Some examples…
Dramatic Irony Scene – A girl walks into a room with a killer hiding in a closet. The audience knows the killer is there. The girl does not.
Straight Conflict Scene – Two characters don’t see eye to eye about something and hash it out until a resolution is found (or not).
Subtext Conflict Scene – A married couple is having dinner, talking about normal things, when, in actuality, one or both of them is frustrated with the other, creating an underlying current of subtext in the conversation.
Sexual Tension Scene – Two characters who clearly like each other but who haven’t yet been together stuck in a situation with one another. The sexual tension tends to give the dialogue in these scenes a spark (assuming we actually like the two characters and want them to be together, of course).
Straight Suspense Scene – Two detectives arrive at a murder scene and a cop comes out of the house looking like they’ve seen a ghost. “That’s the most horrifying murder scene I’ve ever encountered,” he says, stumbling away. For the next however many minutes our detectives talk before seeing the death scene, the reader is under the spell of suspense. They must find out what that horrifying murder looks like.
Problem Needs To Be Resolved Scene – Rocky shows up at his gym only to find out his locker has been cleaned out. Furious, he darts out to confront the gym manager, determined to get his locker back.
Straight Mystery Scene – Why is this man running like a crazed psycho in the back yard in the middle of the night (Get Out)?
While I do believe that knowing these scene types will make you a better writer, I stumbled upon the Safdie Brothers, “Good Time” again recently, and I noticed that while the scene-writing didn’t always utilize one of my “Scene Types,” they were always good. In fact, if you’re struggling with writing entertaining scenes, The Safdie Brothers “Good Time” and “Uncut Gems” are great movies to watch and learn from. Virtually every scene in those movies is entertaining.
But it became clear to me that something else was going on in this movie and it didn’t take me long to figure out what it was.
PURPOSE
At least one character in every scene of Good Time had a strong purpose in the scene. But it went beyond even that. It wasn’t like the Safdie Brothers sat there desperately looking for ways to make all 40 scenes in their movie amazing and therefore found 40 different ways to create purpose in each of those scenes. It turns out they didn’t have to. And this, I believe, is the secret sauce for writing good scenes and a good script. Are you ready for it?
PURPOSE IS BAKED INTO THE CONCEPT
Good Time is built around Connie, the main character, needing to do very important things right now. Mostly, rescue his brother or protect his brother from being taken. Because Connie’s purpose is baked into the concept, it means every scene will automatically have purpose.
Connie needs to get his brother out of the mental institution.
Connie needs to convince his ex-girlfriend to give him money to bail his brother out of jail.
Connie and his brother need to rob a bank to pay off a debt.
Connie needs to convince a girl to let him stay at her place until the cops leave the area.
Connie needs to bust his brother out of the hospital.
If your concept organically creates purpose for your character throughout the story, like Good Time, scene-writing is easy. Where scene-writing gets hard is when you have more passive concepts. Or inert concepts. Concepts where characters don’t need things as much or don’t need them right away.
Look at Juno for example.
Juno is about a girl who gets pregnant and has to make a decision of what she’s going to do with the baby. Pregnancy is a 9 month process. So, already, we know she doesn’t need to make a decision RIGHT AWAY. And just the nature of a nine month timeline allows for purpose to dissolve away.
However, Juno is still a good movie. Why?
Well, I didn’t say it was impossible to write a movie without purpose baked into the concept. Just that it’s more challenging. The reason for that is you now have to find individual purpose for each individual scene. Whereas Good Time has purpose already set up for every scene before you write it, Juno does not. So you have to figure all those purposes out.
One strong scene that comes to mind is when Juno first meets the Jennifer Garner Jason Bateman family to decide if she wants to give her baby to them. There’s a lot of purpose in that scene. There’s purpose from Juno who must decide if this is a good couple for her child and from Jennifer Garner, who desperately wants a child. Which is why it’s one of the better scenes in the movie.
A couple of other strong purpose scenes from that movie are Juno has to go to the convenience store to take a pregnancy test to see if she’s pregnant. And Juno has to tell her parents that she’s pregnant.
Almost always, when a character has strong purpose in a scene, the scene will work. If they don’t, that doesn’t mean the scene *can’t* work. It just means you need to recognize the lack of purpose and understand that you need to bring something else to the table to make the scene entertaining.
And look, I understand that there is no perfect formula. Not every good idea takes care of purpose all the time. So there are going to be scenes that lack purpose in them. I was just rewatching Groundhog Day and there’s a scene where Phil is with his producing team driving to Puxatawny and there isn’t a lot of purpose in the scene. They’re just chatting. But the sexual tension with Rita and Phil’s dislike of cameraman Larry allow for just enough conflict to make the dialogue fun.
The purpose (pun intended) for this article is two-fold. One, it’s to encourage you to choose concepts that have purpose built into them. By doing so, you’re making your scene-writing a million times easier. And two, if you don’t choose a purpose-driven concept, understand the challenge that’s ahead of you and have a plan for it. Know that the scenes will be harder to write and that you’ll have to keep coming up with new ways to inject purpose. As long as you know that, you’ll be good.
Tomorrow is Amateur Showdown Review Day. Hopefully, we’ve found another great script. Seeya then!
Genre: Comedy
Premise: After a 30-something female thief is framed for stealing a 2 million dollar piece of jewelry, she dresses up in an old woman suit and hides out in an assisted living facility.
About: This script finished low on last year’s Black List and sold for NEARLY 1 MILLION DOLLARS to Paramount. Writer Kay Oyegun wrote on the NBC show, This is Us.
Writer: Kay Oyegun
Details: 112 pages
If you’re a spec screenwriter – and by that I mean, if you’re someone who writes original screenplays that you hope to sell to Hollywood – the studio you want to be paying attention to is Paramount. They’re buying a bunch of stuff. The reason for this is Paramount has the smallest library of BIG IP of all the studios. Therefore, they have no choice but to take chances on original material. And that’s why you see them buying stuff like Assisted Living.
Today’s script continues this week’s theme of: to find the future, look to the past. Monday’s entry harkened back to cheesy 90s thrillers. Yesterday’s pilot took us all the way back to the 60s. And today is about going back to the wonderful world of over-the-top 90s disguise comedies. Hold on, do you hear that? Me too. It’s Martin Lawrence calling his agent setting up a Big Momma’s House reboot!
Amber is a thief. She grew up learning the trade with her mother, a drug addict who used to run with a guy named Dragon. Mom and Dragon would use Amber’s “lost child” routine to create a diversion and steal jewelry. So Amber never had any choice but to get involved in the crime trade.
But these days, in her 30s, Amber is finally ready to go on the straight and narrow. Her boyfriend slash local crime boss, Jamie, tries to pull her in on his latest job – stealing a two million dollar piece of jewelry known as “the golden bird” – but Amber tells him no. Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter. Jamie not only goes through with the robbery, but frames Amber, using Amber’s former friend Pam who looks just like Amber! Once video footage of Pam stealing the golden bird hits the web, the police are convinced that the woman in the footage is Amber.
Oh no! Amber charges over to Jamie’s place to yell at him. He tells her tough luck. You should’ve come with us. A fight ensues, and during the pandemonium, the golden bird falls to the ground. Amber pockets it and runs off. Once home, Amber realizes she needs to hide from the cops. So she gets her good friend Nell, who’s a costume artist, to design an old person’s suit for her then heads over to Meadow Lane Assisted Living where her grandma is staying.
Amber is still mad at her grandma for allowing her crime-ridden mother to ruin her life, so she tries to stay away from her. Meanwhile, she spends most of her time walking around the place trying not to look conspicuous. She makes friends. She develops a crush on a 40-something doctor who she can’t have (because she’s an “old woman” in his eyes) and generally hopes this whole Golden Bird thing blows over. But will it blow over? Or is Amber just delaying the inevitable?
Okay, so here’s the deal.
I’m not sure it’s worth going into all the things that are wrong with this script. Cause there are a lot. For example, Amber grabs the golden bird during the fight with Jamie. Later, she’s asked by her friend why she took it. “I don’t know,” she says. When your character doesn’t know why they’re executing a major plot point, that’s a strong indication that the script is a mess. That sort of stuff needs to be on lock. And there’s a lot of that here.
I still don’t understand why a freeze framed picture of Pam stealing the golden bird has convinced the police that it’s Amber who’s done it. Yes, it’s established that the two look alike. But no matter how similar they look, THE PERSON IN THE VIDEO LOOKS MORE LIKE PAM BECAUSE IT’S PAM.
But here’s the thing about Hollywood. There are two worlds. There’s the “Get a script into the theoretical best shape it can be in” world so it has the best shot at attracting interest. I remember Ben Ripley, who wrote Source Code, telling me that. That he kept going back and applying notes over and over every draft until it was perfect. And then they went out with it.
But then there’s another side of the business that’s all about THE MOVIE. A studio wants to make a certain movie and if your script comes along at the right time and it checks most of the boxes, they don’t care if it’s any good. They just know they have a type of movie they want to make and this concept is similar enough to that theoretical movie that they slot it into that production lane and off they go.
To them, it’s the overall sweeping ideas of the script that appeal to them. A woman dressing up in an old person’s suit hiding from cops and bad guys at an assisted living facility. They can SELL THAT IDEA. They know how to market that idea. Hell, they already have a mockup of the poster on some computer in a back room on the Paramount lot. To these people, the “wouldn’t they be searching for Pam, not Amber?” plot hole is insignificant to them. Some writer down the line will fix that.
Yes, we all would prefer to be in the “LET’S MAKE A MOVIE” lane. It’s a much wider faster lane. You see all those cars bunched up together in four lanes to your right? SUCKERS. You’re in the movie lane where things actually happen. When a studio decides to put a project in the movie lane, it’s like being in first class. And yes I know I’m mixing metaphors. But that’s what it’s really like. You not only are assured of getting to your destination. But you’re going to get treated like a God along the way. Need Kevin Hart? Why of course you can have access to an offer of 20 million dollars.
I remember when Mark Guggenheim wrote the spec, Safe House. Very average script. But, for whatever reason, it was awarded access to the “LET’S MAKE A MOVIE” lane. Denzel and Ryan Reynolds were contacted within days of the sale. Sony was making that movie NOW and nothing would get in the way.
And what’s so frustrating is that nobody knows how to consistently make it into the Let’s Make a Movie lane. You don’t know that you’ve done it until you’re in the lane. Safe House was Mark Guggenheim’s first industry sale. And yet I know his next 4-5 scripts got sold but none of them were allowed in the elusive “Let’s Make a Movie” lane. It’s crazy. You just don’t know.
But one clue I do know is that the types of projects that are granted access into that lane tend to be safe simple ideas that are based on templates that have worked before. Safe House was your basic buddy-cop setup, but adjusted for the FBI and centered around a safe house. This script is just like those goofy 90s comedies where people dressed up in fat suits all the time.
And I think that’s why a lot of writers struggle to get into the elusive “project fast lane.” These ideas are as sexy as a half-empty 2-liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper. Who wants to write these movies? And even if you do write one, it’s a game of luck. There’s nothing in these scripts that distinguish them from each other. There’s no voice. Diablo Cody would’ve never written Assisted Living or Safe House.
But if you can get these projects to the right person right when they’re looking for it, you’ve found the golden ticket.
So in defense of the writer, you can say they’re smarter than we are. Here we are trying to break in with our dark comedy about the furniture sales world while they’re getting an e-mail from PayPal telling them their balance has just broken the double-comma barrier. Sure, the furniture sales comedy is a better script by everyone’s measurement. It’s better written. It’s got better characters. The dialogue is way better. But Paramount doesn’t have a box in their “success generation computer algorithm” for “dark furniture comedy.” They do have one for “the next Mrs. Doubtfire” though.
I’ll be honest, these types of sales depress me. I know the industry likes to make them and I know they make money. They’re just not the reason I got into screenwriting.
[ ] What the hell did I just read?
[x] wasn’t for me
[ ] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius
What I learned : Where’s the irony? Concepts like this need irony to work. For example, if you made Amber a really depressed hateful person, an ironic premise would have her hide in a clown school, a place where she’d be required to act happy and helpful, the last things in the world she’s comfortable doing. There is zero irony in a 35 year old woman hiding in an old person’s home. It’s random. She could be hiding anywhere. She could pretend to be a fireman hiding in fire station. She could pretend to be a chef hiding at a culinary school. She could pretend to be a teenager hiding at a high school. Without any irony, a comedic premise isn’t comedic.
The creator of HBO’s hit, “The Night Of,” sets his sights on a famous serial killer in an attempt to finally give the best selling series of “Ripley” novels the adaptation they deserve.
Genre: TV Pilot – Drama
Premise: A young frustrated con artist barely making ends meet in New York City is given the opportunity to seek out an old friend in Italy, an old friend who gives him an opportunity to step into the high life.
About: This is Steve Zallian’s big new project. He’s writing and directing many of the episodes in the first season. Zallian most recently penned The Irishman script. — A bit of an aside here. I am not a lover of biopics by any means, especially biopics about writers (I find the act of writing cinematically boring). But if you’re someone who likes that sort of thing, consider writing your next biopic on author Patricia Highsmith, as she was a fascinating figure. Early on in life, her mom told her that she’d tried to chemically abort her. This led to a lifetime of depression and alcoholism, and informs a lot of Highsmith’s writing, particularly with Ripley, who is detached from the world and mostly detests humanity. She was a lesbian who, at one point, fell in love with and had a relationship with a gay man. She seemed to have inherited many of her mother’s worst traits as she got older, and was said by many to be intolerable. An interesting character study for sure.
Writer: Steve Zallian – Based on the novels by Patricia Highsmith
Details: 58 pages (EP 1, Draft 5, June 20, 2019)
Do you remember 1999’s Talented Mr. Ripley? If so, pat yourself on the back as you’re one of a dozen people. The underwhelming film was known more for its hair, makeup, and costuming than its story. In fact, 20 years later and the only thing I can remember about it is Matt Damon standing on the beach wearing shorts that were too tight. Not sure what that says about me but luckily this isn’t about me.
It’s about trying to achieve one of the hardest tricks in screenwriting: writing inaccessible characters that audiences want to follow.
Tom Ripley is a cold friend-less angry individual. The closest thing 1961 had to an incel. Except, back then, there was no internet. There wasn’t a security camera poking outside every New York pizza joint. That meant you could hide a lot easier. And that’s what Tom Ripley does best. He hides.
That’s because Tom rips off old people with his “overdo bill notice” scam, an elaborate concoction that involves stealing mail so that old people don’t get bill notices, then calling them and demanding they send the overdue money now. Of course, the address they send them to is his own. Yeah, back in the 60s you could get away with all sorts of crap.
But Tom hates his life. He hates piecing together this pitiful existence. He hates the inexpensive clothes he wears. His weak-sauce haircut. His poor man’s shoes.
One day, one of the many people looking for Tom finally finds him. But they don’t want to beat him up or put him in jail. They have a message for him. A man named Herbert Greenleaf wants to meet you. He wants to offer you a job.
Tom goes and meets the surprisingly rich Herbert, who informs him that Tom is a friend of his son, Dickie. Tom barely knows Dickie but nods anyways cause this sounds like it’s going to be lucrative. Herbert explains that Dickie has become a trust fund baby, doing nothing with his life but enjoying himself on the beaches of Italy. Dickie is easily influenced by his friends so he thinks if one of his friends goes to talk to him, they could convince him of coming back to the States.
Tom is paid handsomely for the job, given 1500 dollars plus expenses! Unfortunately, Tom has to take a boat to get there. And Tom’s biggest fear is drowning. But he makes it across the Atlantic in one piece and soon he finds the small beautiful seaside Italian town where Dickie is staying.
And what do you know! There he is, right on the beach, easy to spot as the lone American with the American girlfriend. Tom walks up to Dickie. “Dickie!? Is that you?” Dickie has no idea who Tom is. But, you see, in the 60s, when someone says they know you, you nod and start talking to him. Which Dickie does, albeit reluctantly.
During their interaction, Tom realizes that Dickie detests him. Not just detests him, but believes he’s beneath him. Which is the thing that Tom hates most about being Tom Ripley. Being a nobody. But that’s okay. Because there’s something Tom really likes about Dickie. And that’s the power of being a rich American without any responsibilities. Tom makes the decision right then and there – He wants to be Dickie Greenleaf. End of pilot.
The problem with serial killer main characters is most people can’t sympathize with them. Especially characters like Tom Ripley. This guy hates everyone. He rips off old people. He does reprehensible things yet believes he’s above others. How do we get on board with that?
Well, one of the reasons the novels were able to make that work is that novels allow you to get inside the head of the main character. You can hear his rationalizations. You can hear his moment to moment thought-process for why he does what he does. You might not agree with what he does. But at least you’re given an entry-point into why this person acts the way they do.
You don’t see that in screenplays or movies where we aren’t privy to the internal monologue. All we know about Tom is through what he says and what he does. And since Tom is a duplicitous person, he rarely says what he’s thinking to people. Instead, he says whatever he needs to say to manipulate them. That means trying to find any reason to like this character is difficult.
And you can see Zallian struggling with that. He spends most of the time writing his action lines like a novel. For example, here’s what he says when Tom is on the ship to Italy: “He passes people reclined on deck chairs, reading, others playing shuffleboard, others strolling past him. In truth, he doesn’t really want to meet any of them. Who he might be in their imaginations is more satisfying to him than who they might discover him actually to be.”
That’s some great character insight. Unfortunately, it ain’t going to be there when this scene plays on screen.
Despite this, Zallian figures out a way to keep us invested.
In the very first scene, Tom is sitting on a subway car, hating his life: “As the train pitches through its tunnel under the city, light bulbs overhead blink off and on taking photographs, as it were, of his fellow passengers on their hopeless journey in this carriage to hell. Most repulse him. The rest bore him. People, okay, with lives and ancestries, perhaps even interesting ones, though Tom doubts it.”
Then, their train car starts running parallel with another train car. And, in that train car is a large man with a big bushy mustache who seems to be staring straight at Tom. It unnerves him so Tom gets up to walk to the next car. But as he does this, the mustached man follows. The man has an uncanny ability to stay with Tom, no matter how hard he tries to ditch him. And the next stop is coming up quickly. Which means he’ll have to make a run for it.
The reason I bring this up is because most writers would’ve stopped at the “observing the world” part. They would have bathed the scene in more passages about how awful the train car and people were. But Zallian understands that the reader demands SOMETHING HAPPEN. Drama is like air to stories. You can hold your breath for a while. But sooner or later, if you want to live, you have to breathe. Stories need drama constantly popping up.
Zallian is really talented in that area. He knows how to move stories forward. And this was one of his biggest challenges. If you zoom out of this pilot, not a whole lot “happens.” We establish Tom’s life in New York. He goes on a long boat trip. He gets a room in a small Italian town. And only in the last ten pages does he speak to the person who’s going to kick-start the series.
However, Zallian cleverly squeezes in small dramatic beats that keep us alert, keep us wondering what’ll happen. Tom Ripley doesn’t just go to the bar and have a drink. He goes to the bar and notices a couple of men at the end of the bar looking his way. What are they looking his way for? Do they want something? Are they one of the many people looking for him due to a scam he pulled? This creates conflict, tension, suspense. So we’re willing to stick with the story even if it’s devoid of major plot beats.
“Ripley” will be a huge challenge for Zallian – there’s no doubt about that. He’ll be able to dangle little carrots at us for a while. But sooner or later, we’re going to need a reason to want a follow an inaccessible depressing sociopathic serial killer. The good news is, if there’s anyone who can pull that off, it’s this writer.
[ ] What the hell did I just read?
[ ] wasn’t for me
[x] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius
What I learned: If you want to write a scene that doesn’t move the story forward, it only informs us about the character, then make sure we’re PHYSICALLY MOVING SOMEWHERE. I noticed when Tom Ripley got on the boat to Italy that we stayed with him during the entire boat ride even though we didn’t have to. A lot of writers would cut to Italy. But Zallian wanted to use that time to tell us about the character. The way he saw rich people. How Ripley, himself, wanted to be rich. Normally, when you’re writing scenes that only inform the reader about character, they’re boring. The reader says, “What’s the point?” However, you can get away with this if we’re physically moving towards the next goal post. This wouldn’t have worked had Ripley been walking around New York noticing people. It works because we know we’re physically on our way to Italy where the next plot point is.
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A seven figure movie deal with Edgar Wright directing!
Genre: Thriller
Premise: A suburban mother’s life is upended when her daughter is kidnapped. But it’s the demand of the kidnapper that’s the real head-scratcher — to get her daughter back she must kidnap someone else’s child.
About: Today we’ve got a review of a high-profile project. This recent best-seller went up for a bidding war that Paramount won, paying seven figures for the movie rights. But what’s more impressive is that they somehow got high-profile and artistically demanding director Edgar Wright to helm the movie. Oh, and here’s another fun tidbit. The writer, Adrian McKinty, was an Uber driver. So the next time you’re feeling hopeless working in that mindless low-paying job you detest, remember that success is always just around the corner as long as you’re willing to work for it. And by work for it, I mean, MAKE SURE YOU’RE WRITING EVERY DAY.
Writer: Adrian McKinty
Details: 370 pages
Make good people do bad things.
Or make bad people do good things.
The contrast of either of those setups is going to yield strong results.
The Chain takes that first premise and jabs 5000 ml of horse steroids into it. Our heroine, Rachel, is the goodest of the good. A single mother who loves her daughter more than anything. And, oh, she’s a cancer survivor! How pure and lovable can one person get?
But today’s story tests the limits of suspension of disbelief.
You guys remember what that is, right? Everybody goes into a book or a screenplay or a movie understanding that what they’re watching isn’t real. We know, for example, that when Spider-Man is swinging from building to building in downtown Manhattan, that isn’t really happening. And yet we’re engaged. Yet we care. Yet we’re invested in how he’s going to stop the Vulture. That’s suspension of disbelief. It’s creating a, sort of, magical cloud around your story that’s convincing enough that, even though you know you’re watching something made-up, you still believe it’s real.
The Chain tries, at every turn, to obliterate that cloud. The aforementioned Rachel is minding her own business in suburbia when, one day, a woman calls her and tells her that she’s kidnapped Rachel’s 13 year old daughter, Kylie. She gives Rachel instructions. Send 25k to this bank account AND THEN go kidnap another child, after which you will convince their family to do the same. Fail to abide by the rules and your kid will be killed. We know this because every family has the ultimate motivation. If they don’t do what they’re told, their own kidnapped child will be killed. If you try to call the police or anyone not approved, they will kill you.
Rachel has become a link in The Chain, a sophisticated operation whereby the regular people are forced to do the kidnapping so the bad guys don’t have to. All they do is collect the money. The chain is everywhere. Always watching. On your phone, on your computer. The people you walk past at the bank could be part of the chain. So you must do what the chain tells you to do.
Rachel doesn’t have to be told twice. After she pays the ransom, she recruits her ex-husband’s brother, who used to be in the military, and the two research five candidate kids to kidnap. Rachel, who lives in a beautiful seaside summer town, recruits one of the empty houses to stuff the kidnapped kid in and off they go. But the kidnapping goes wrong and they’re forced to kidnap a sister of the target, who just happens to be a walking allergy. Get anything funky near her and she goes into convulsions. This isn’t going to be easy.
But through hard work and perseverance, they follow the chain’s rules and actually get Kylie back! As a bonus, Rachel and her ex’s brother fall in love. It seems like the nightmare is over. But guess what, we’re only at the midpoint!
In the second half of the book, we meet the chain’s weirdo CEOs, a couple of kooky twins, boy and girl, who grew up in a commune. We see how their bizarre childhood led to their idea for the chain. Meanwhile, Rachel is having nightmares and Kylie is googling how to kill herself. Rachel realizes that the only way these things go away is if they take down the chain!
Through some reconnaissance, Rachel and Paul find an old victim of the chain, a mathematician, who’s just like Rachel. The nightmares won’t end until he gets justice. So the three of them design a program to find the chain. And after much research, they learn that the chainys are not far from here. Off they go to confront the bastards. But everything is thrown for a loop when they realize that they’ve got Kylie once again!
The Chain is kooky sillyville 9000 for the majority of its running time.
Like I said, it’s practically begging you to point out the holes.
The real problem is that The Chain’s rules are too complicated.
The more moving parts there are to your story rules, the more work you’re going to have to do plugging the plot holes up. Take Double Jeopardy, for example. It’s by no means a great movie. But the rules were insanely simple. You can’t be convicted of the same murder twice. Which means you’re allowed to kill the person a second time and get away with it.
The Chain is way way way way way more complicated. Your kid is kidnapped and to get them back, you need to kidnap someone else and pay a ransom. Then convince someone else to kidnap someone else and pay a ransom. Only then do you get your kid back. But then you still keep the kid you’ve kidnapped until the next family sets up the next family in the chain, I think. Even though you already have your kid back?
And, oh yeah, if someone screws up three links down the chain long after you’re finished, you’re brought back into the chain and must perform random jobs like convincing other people not to call the cops or else The Chain people will kill you and your family. The lesson here is to keep the rules of your concept simple. Otherwise you’re going to be spending endless nights trying to cobble together a cohesive storyline.
Where I do give credit to McKinty is that he doesn’t end the story where we think he will. I was genuinely surprised that they got the daughter back by the midpoint. It was then that I realized this wasn’t about this family’s ordeal. The concept was “the chain.” So McKinty wanted to explore the chain and how it originated and how it worked. And I admit I was into it enough that I wanted Rachel to take them down. They were such evil people that I had to see them get served a heaping of justice.
Unfortunately, the bad guys turned out to be weak sauce. It was basically two weirdo kids (or kids-turned-adults). They weren’t menacing at all. I don’t know if that was the point. They created a facade where they were this powerful organization when, in reality, they were just a couple of socially awkward 20-somethings. But that begged several other questions, such as how they had this endless network of people willing to do highly criminal things at the drop of a hat. Either you have to be a legit huge operation or you have to convince me how a couple of doofuses pulled this off.
I’m curious why Edgar Wright signed onto this. Here’s a guy who worked on Ant-Man for a decade but dramatically marched out due to “artistic integrity” yet he’s directing a movie about a nearly impossible to buy into kidnapping chain?
I’m having trouble wrapping my head around this project. Is it a throwback 1990s high-concept thriller? Is it trying to be the next Gone Girl?
It’s mildly entertaining but it’s so fluffy and filled with plot holes that it’s hard for me to imagine any sophisticated filmmaker wanting to do this. I’m seeing this more as a “debuts #5 on Netflix’s Top 10 List,” right behind “Drunk Parents.” I guess we’ll have to wait and see.
[ ] What the hell did I just read?
[x] wasn’t for me
[ ] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius
What I learned: Padding your stats. In sports, there’s something known as padding your stats. It’s when you take extra shots or throw extra passes in the hopes of improving your yardage, assists, goals, points, despite the fact that the game has already been decided. On my football team, the Bears, our lousy QB, Mitch Trubisky routinely throws 50 yard passes at the end of already decided games in the hopes of padding up his stats and looking better than he actually is. I see writers doing this as well. They add things onto their characters because they think it’s going to make them look better or more complex or more interesting, despite the fact that it doesn’t affect the story at all. There’s this whole character backstory here where Rachel is a cancer survivor and she’s worried the cancer has come back that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the story. The novel didn’t need it. But a writer was trying to pad their character, make them more “interesting” and “complex.” Avoid this if you can. The only time you should add anything significant to your character is if it’s going to be relevant to the story.
Your nights have been lonely. Your days? A pastiche of whimsical memories fading into each other like snowflakes drifting down to their sad thawed demise. Am I talking about your life since Covid? Nope. I’m talking about your life since Amateur Showdown.
But that changes today because AMATEUR SHOWDOWN IS BACK!
Like an old friend you’ve lost touch with who calls and screams, “I’m in town for one weekend. Let’s get wild!” That’s what Amateur Showdown has done. “Oh, don’t you worry. We’re going to get wild, Amateur Showdown. We’re going to get wild in ways that aren’t allowed on television!” That’s because this Amateur Showdown is the craziest of them all.
Character Piece Showdown.
Uh-huh. You read that right. How much more juicy does it get than introspective character exploration? Not even The Daily Mail will touch this it’s so risque.
I’ve been on the phone all week talking with frustrated advertisers. “Carson,” the CEO of Coca-Cola, Jerod Moss, said to me. “How can I post ads on your site when you’re talking about character flaws, inner conflict, the Hero’s Journey for God’s sake, Carson. The Hero’s Journey! How do I spin that to board members!?”
Believe me, it hasn’t been easy. I nearly canceled. I can’t have this kind of controversy following me around. But unlike Rick, I do stick my neck out. And despite the rabid protests outside my place demanding I not mention “character” and “piece” in the same sentence or I will face consequences, I’m moving forward. And I hope that you move forward with me. Cause I can’t do this alone.
That reminds me. The next Amateur Showdown will be October 16th and it will be a HORROR SHOWDOWN. Yes. We’re going to drape ourselves in the color of blood and indulge our inner freak show, all in time for Halloween. And don’t forget, you can enter SHORT HORROR STORIES as well as Horror scripts. So, if you’re going to enter, send me a title, logline, genre, why we should read your script/story, and a PDF of the story/screenplay to carsonreeves3@gmail.com any time before Thursday, October 15th, 8pm Pacific Time.
Now on to today’s scripts. If you haven’t played Amateur Showdown before, this is how it’s done. I pick five screenplays that were submitted to me and then you, the readers of the site, read as much of each script as possible and vote for your favorite in the comments. The winner will receive a review the following Friday that could result in props from your peers, representation, a spot on one of the big end-of-the-year screenwriting lists, and in rare cases, a SALE!
One last thing. This was one of the harder Showdowns to choose contestants for. A lot of you took the term “character piece” very liberally. The generes for these scripts were all over the map. I had to make some tough decisions on if picks were right for the showdown, but if you didn’t get picked, it was probably because I didn’t consider your entry “character piece” enough.
Anyway, good luck to all!
Title: The Wallace Web
Genre: Drama
Logline: When Eric’s business partner confesses that Eric’s dad has been paying him to ruin their company, Eric enlists the help of his estranged brother to confront their overbearing father.
Why you should read: When I was 18, my first job was the receptionist at a property management company. One of my many responsibilities was to accept contractor bids, log them in, and make sure they went into the correct job basket. One day a contractor handed me his bid proposal and asked that I pull his son’s bid for the same construction job. I politely told him no. He came back the next day with flowers, trying to bribe me to take his son out of the running! Who does that? I lied and told him the bids were already collected. His nice demeanor turned angry in an instant. I always wondered what the story was behind that family. Family and business are always good drama. I’ve had feedback from readers including “best dialogue ever” and another one called it the next “Warrior”. Thanks for reading my submission. I’m grateful for all the comments and suggestions.
Title: Dog Sled Patrol
Genre: Thriller, Period drama
Logline: In 1942, the sole survivor of an u-boat-destroyed British arctic convoy is paired with a native Inuit hunter on a months-long journey across the frozen wasteland of Northern Greenland. Before reaching civilization, they must survive the unforgiving conditions, an outside threat lurking in the dark — and the fact that one of them is not the person he says he is.
Why you should read: It’s World War 2, and you and your partner are on a patrol in one of the coldest, remotest, most desolate parts of the world — months of travel from the nearest outpost, in the deadly cold of a polar night, with only your 13 dogs for company.
To survive on the ice riddled with deadly traps of open-water “leads”, with white-coated terrors stalking just out of the view of your fading headlamp and the constant threat of a submarine Nazi incursion looming behind the icebergs, every “day” of the endless night you put your life in your partner’s hands — and him in yours. You get to know the other man closer than your own brother or a lover. One night, in your tent… he starts speaking German in his sleep.
Title: Few Die Well
Genre: Thriller
Logline: After a homeless veteran murders a banker in self-defence, he impersonates the dead man in an effort to land his dream job and lift himself out of poverty.
Why you should read: I’ve always been fascinated by stories of conmen and imposters, individuals for whom every word is fraught with the risk of discovery. Few Die Well charts the consequences of one penniless outsider’s attempts to claw his way up to the top through an elaborate lie of his own. He enters a world of staggering wealth and savage violence as he finds himself drawn into the orbit of scheming grifters, crooked cops and ambitious politicians. Its inspirations are myriad, the film noirs of the 1940s and 50s, the gritty crime dramas of the 1970s and the recent spate of intelligent thrillers like Nightcrawler and Parasite. In writing this screenplay, I set out to craft a character piece that has GSU at its core, that moved at a rapid pace without sacrificing development and depth. It comes in at a slim 87 pages and it ends with a bang.
Title: Love Sick
Genre: Character Piece / Romance
Logline: A door-to-door saleswoman struggles to keep her new relationship with a young journalist alive when she is forced to medically quarantine.
Why you should read: You may have noticed there was a quarantine going on for a while a few months ago. That’s to say that this script is insanely topical. Probably almost too much so. But maybe, just maybe… it’s also exactly the type of script that needs to be read right now: An introspective look at what it means to be human when the world goes to shit around you.
Title: Fever Dream
Genre: Psychological Thriller
Logline: After being assaulted, a struggling actress with a traumatic past gives a riveting audition, landing the lead role in a film. But the more she delves into the dark mind of the character, the more her dream becomes a nightmare.
Why you should read: Let’s face it, you gotta be pretty crazy to try and have a career in this industry. Most of us spend all our time working for free just in the hopes of one day getting a job that actually pays us. Well, after writing and directing my first feature (which landed a distributor, had a theatrical release, and even sold to Showtime), I actually thought I was on my way. And then… crickets. As far as the industry was concerned, no one f-ing cared. It was back to staring at the blank page all over again, hoping this time things would somehow be different. That’s when I realized how crazy this whole thing is, and when the idea for my new film was born.
Fever Dream is a timely, taut thriller that grabs you by the throat and never lets go. It’s a wild cross between Black Swan and Mulholland Drive that forces you to question how far you’re willing to go to achieve your dream, and at what price, and has an ending that will leave you breathless and wanting to go back and experience it all over again. Thanks for giving it a shot!
