Genre: Horror/Sci-Fi/Comedy/Monkey Massacre
Premise: A couple of horse ranchers attempt to capture a UFO on camera, but must avoid being eaten up by the pesky flying saucer before doing so.
About: Nope is Jordan Peele’s third directing venture and is performing quite a bit lower than Peele’s previous outing, Us, which made 70 million on its opening weekend. As of the latest numbers, Nope has a 45 million dollar opening (off a 70 million dollar budget, Peele’s largest). The film received a B Cinema score, which is the same that Us received.
Writer: Jordan Peele
Details: 131 minutes

I haven’t thought this hard about how I was going to write a review since, probably, Inception.

There is so much to say here in regards to the director, the industry, the movie, the screenplay, the budget, history, influences, and, overall, the way Hollywood props up auteurs in a way they can’t possibly live up to.

It’s so overwhelming, I don’t even know where to start.

Since this is a movie review, I’m going to focus on the movie, which, ultimately, doesn’t live up to expectations. That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the huge swing Peele took. If there’s one good thing that can be said about Nope, it’s that we’ve never seen anything like it. And that’s worth something in SamenessWood.

But the film is ultimately sabotaged by its screenplay, which is so shoddily cobbled together, that, at times, if feels like a first time filmmaker stumbled onto set and started shooting the script he and his buddy wrote over the weekend.

Jordan Peele wrote Get Out over the course of ten years. He whipped “Nope” up in half a year. So it shouldn’t be a surprise that the result isn’t as good. I guess I just expected it to be better than this.

Spoilers abound by the way.

After their father dies when a nickel that was accidentally ejected from a plane, flies down and slices through his skull, horse ranchers OJ and Emerald struggle to pick up the pieces of their father’s business, which is built around lending horses to Hollywood productions. In one of the many barely explained components of the film, it appears that they’re running out of money and *might* (it’s important to note that this is never clear) have to sell the ranch.

By the way, the family dynamic of OJ and his sister, Emerald, is never adequately explained. They work together. We know this because when OJ takes a horse to a commercial set, Emerald shows up and helps out. But Emerald does not live on the ranch. She lives somewhere else entirely and, I guess, meets OJ whenever there’s a Hollywood job. It’s all incredibly confusing. Anyway, for reasons that are still unclear, she decides to start staying at the ranch with OJ. So I guess she’s living on the ranch now.

OJ, unconvinced that the nickel that killed his father (I can’t believe I’m typing that sentence) came from a plane, starts putting together this theory that the nickel came from a UFO, which he believes hovers around the ranch every once in awhile. Out of nowhere, his sister becomes infatuated with this idea and figures if they can get the first clear footage of a UFO, they can sell it to the news for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Meanwhile, a former child sitcom star, Ricky, has put together a fun little theme park nearby where the featured act is a, sort of, goofy rodeo. Peele spends most of the script’s creative energy on Ricky’s backstory, which involves the day the monkey from Ricky’s old sitcom went berserk and started killing everyone. It even ripped off the face of his young co-star. That event ended Ricky’s TV career, which is why he’s here, out in the middle of nowhere, doing this.

Ricky, it turns out, has been buying horses off of OJ to supplement his act (one of many plot points that is so lazily explained, we only barely put it together after the fact) which, it turns out, involves using the horses as bait to lure in that UFO, which then eats them.

Side note: Ricky has apparently done dozens of these shows already to audiences that, presumably, all own a smart phone. The entire point of the movie is for Emerald to get this UFO on video to sell the footage for thousands of dollars. Yet, apparently, all of these audiences that have come here before and watched the UFO snatch up horses – they have never thought to record the UFO themselves. But I digress…

So the big, sort of, twist is that the UFO is not actually a ship, but rather a predator in our skies. A predator who especially likes horses for some reason (I thought aliens were into cows). Emerald and OJ decide to hire one of the best cinematographers in the world to come and get the footage of the UFO that they’re then going to sell. They then set up an elaborate trap to pull UFO Animal Thing down and… well, a lot goes wrong. The End.

Okay, where do we start?

I think we start at the beginning. Cause that’s usually where you can tell if a movie is going to work or not. The monkey killing backstory is definitely memorable. It’s probably the only thing this movie will be remembered for. But it feels so distant, so disconnected from the rest of the film, that we don’t know what to do with it.

I’ve noticed people saying that it’s setting up the fact that, at a very young age, Ricky learned that you can’t control animals. Yet here he is, trying to control animals once again (if you think of the UFO as an animal) for entertainment purposes. So he never learned his lesson. I mean… I guess that sort of makes sense. But it certainly doesn’t come across naturally. I never would’ve made that connection if I hadn’t heard somebody else explain it.

In my many years of analyzing screenwriting, this felt more to me like one of those really sexy ideas that you want to get into a script even though it has nothing to do with the story. So you move mountains to somehow cram it in there and then try to find enough connective tissue to make it make sense.

But to Peele’s credit, it does lead to one of the most tragic and affecting images of the screenplay, which is the actress who got her face ripped off still coming to Ricky’s shows, hanging out at the top of the bleachers, her skinless face occasionally being revealed when the wind whips up her protective veil.

That opening is followed by the dad nickel-killing scene. I mean… it’s just a weird scene all around. It’s not clear what’s happening so we’re more trying to figure out how this dad is bleeding than we are mesmerized by his unique death. (Wait, what just happened? Wait, he got killed by a random nickel falling from the sky?? Does that sort of thing actually happen???).

The plot here is so wonky that it’s easy to overlook the most catastrophic mistake that Peele makes, which is his main characters. OJ is one of the least likable people you’ll ever meet. He mumbles all the time. He’s depressed all the time. He never does anything that makes us like him. Some people have pointed out that he just lost his father. That’s why he’s such a downer. I’m not buying that. He seemed just as sad and depressing before his dad died.

Then you have Emerald, who’s a better character than OJ for sure, because at least she has energy. But she’s still kind of annoying. And she’s the one with this really stupid idea to capture this footage of the UFO. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have a lot of respect for annoying stupid people. These are the two people taking us through this story.

Oh! And there’s this guy Angel, who is a Best Buy installer guy. He helps install the elaborate security system that Emerald needs to track the UFOs (wait, I thought they didn’t have any money) and then just decides to hang around the whole movie. I’m laughing as I type this but nothing in this movie makes sense. Since when do the installer people just keep hanging out at your house?? That’s the lazy logic Peele uses throughout the writing of this script. He wanted a comedic relief character in the mix. He just didn’t want to do the work to come up with an organic way to get him in the script. So he created a brand new first-ever way to make friends: Order stuff from Best Buy and have them install it.

Speaking of sloppiness, the stakes are never clearly established here. I can’t emphasize how important this is. It’s never made clear that they need money. It’s implied. But you never outright hear it. And because of that, the goal – to capture the UFO on camera – seems trivial. A goal without stakes is cereal without milk. We need to understand why the characters *need* to do this. If we’re unsure whether getting the footage saves the farm or not, then why would we care about getting the footage?

Go watch Goonies again. They establish that the entire community is selling their houses to the golf course developer. They’ve got less than 24 hours to stop this from happening. They hear about a treasure buried within the area and go searching for it. We now know, with extreme clarity, that if they find the treasure, they don’t have to sell their houses.

We never get anything approaching that level of clarity here.

In addition to this, the world-building is never clear. At a certain point in the story, OJ realizes that if you don’t look at the UFO, it won’t eat you. Once you tell the audience that, that’s an established rule. However, throughout the movie, the characters are racing away from the aliens, and yet the alien is still trying to kill them. I thought if you don’t look at the alien, it doesn’t kill you. So that… changes… sometimes???

This leads to one of the clumsiest climaxes I’ve ever seen. They try to lure the alien down so they can get footage of him. That’s the goal. Again, we’re not clear why they need the money this footage is going to bring them or why the hundreds of people who saw Ricky’s show haven’t already got the UFO on camera, but whatever. That’s the goal. However, midway through the climax, it appears they now want to kill the thing. So the goal becomes killing it. But then, in the very end, they want footage of it again. So they’re trying to kill it but also get the footage of it???

It’s so confusing.

Finally, Emerald leads the UFO over to Ricky’s adventure park, and the big moment revolves around this odd picture-taking mechanism. I guess there’s a fake Old Western water well that you look down into and it takes a picture of your faces looking into it. And so Emerald realizes that if she can get the UFO to fly directly over that well, she can take a picture of the UFO. So that’s what she’s waiting for and she keeps trying to take pictures but the UFO is never directly over the well.

Meanwhile, she releases this giant float into the air by accident that the UFO tries to eat (I’m not making this up), which ends up exploding the Ufo (I’m not making that up either) and right as that’s happening, she’s able to take the well picture of it. And she’s so freaking happy that she got her photographic proof! She’s going to be so rich now! She’s got the proof! She’s got the proof!!!

Except, um, there’s now the remnants of a GIANT UFO A MILE AWAY THAT EVERYBODY IS GOING TO SEE AND IS GOING TO BE ON THE NEWS FOR THE NEXT YEAR that sort of kind of makes your little picture worthless?

I’m verifiably confused about some of the positive reactions this movie is getting. It’s so sloppy it’s almost embarrassing. The only thing that keeps it from being a total embarrassment is that it’s shot so well, has a couple of fun creative ideas, and has some memorable imagery. But the story and main characters are so poorly conceived that the film is, sadly, really bad.

The defining moment when I realized Peele was high during the majority of his writing process was when, out of nowhere, at minute 115 of the movie, a brand new character enters the story named Tron TMZ Tesla Motorcycle Guy. This random TMZ journalist who dressed like he’s in a sci-fi movie, just shows up out of nowhere and becomes a major part of the climax! What are we even doing here????

It’s sad, man. Because I would rather live in a moviegoing world where we get the occasional big budget original idea like Peele’s. But Peele has to understand that, in order to stay in this prestigious position, you need to take more time on the script and get more people vetting the screenplay to show you where it’s weak. If he had 3 strong script guys look at this script, it would’ve been a thousand times better.

[ ] What the hell did I just watch?
[x] wasn’t for me
[ ] worth the price of admission
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius

What I learned: You can’t be theoretical when it comes to stakes. Emerald randomly coming up with the idea that a clear video of the UFO would be worth 100,000 dollars… what is that based on? She just makes these stakes up. Stakes can’t be theoretical. They have to be actual. This would’ve been so easy to fix, too. Because there was actually a guy, for a while, offering, I think, half a million dollars for verifiable photographic proof of a UFO. All you needed to do was have Emerald go online, see this guy offering this money, and us see it as well, then establish that if they don’t get that money, they lose the ranch, and boom, you have your stakes. It’s frustrating because Get Out is such a well-written script and yet, here, it seems like Peele doesn’t understand basic storytelling principles.

No, this is not my response to the entries! But there is a projectile vomit scene in one of the featured scripts!

Today we’re going to look at ten entries from the Scriptshadow First Act Contest. For those who don’t know my judging process, I give each entry at least 10 pages. From there, I keep reading until I get bored. If the script manages to keep me reading all the way to page 30, it advances to the next round. From there, I’ll re-evaluate every script that advanced, pick five finalists, then choose a winner.

Today, I’ll be letting you know a) what page I made it to, and b) if the script advanced or not. Also, just so there’s no confusion, I’ll often open a script without reading the logline because I want the writing to speak for itself. Therefore, if I seem confused by something in my analysis that’s easily explained in the logline, you know why. By the way, roughly 1 in 30 scripts are advancing, so there’s little margin for error. Let’s get to it!

Title: Haven
Genre: Supernatural Crime Drama
Logline: Held on an isolated farm, three desperate and debt-ridden scientists have twenty-four hours to recreate a failed experiment. When their captors seek to erase the secrets of the site, its full, terrifying potential is unleashed and their logical world descends into chaos.
Writer: Ben Allan Watkins

Analysis: There were a couple of things right off the bat that hurt this entry. First, we have a second page dedicated to the script’s logline. You don’t want to do that. That’s a pretty overt sign that an amateur writer is writing the script. But the more damning mistake was introducing the main character, Sam, without a character description or even an age. You can’t make that mistake. From there, I couldn’t really understand where I was or what was going on. I was in some sort of farm, as far as I could tell. It was a commune, maybe? People were sleeping everywhere. Nobody seemed to be related, which is where I drew the “commune” assumption from. When it’s hard to figure out even the basic building blocks of a story, that’s a script killer. Those early pages cannot, under any circumstances, be confusing. I would encourage Ben to work harder on his clarity. Put yourself in the reader’s shoes. Ask, if you were them, would you easily be able to tell what was going on? If not, add more information.

Read until: Page 10
Advance?: No

Title: Killer Instinct
Genre: Action Comedy
Logline: A man gets injected with a pheromone-based serum that makes anybody who smells him suddenly want to kill him…
Writer: Mike Hurst

Analysis: This entry felt more professional. But it was a mixed bag and, ultimately, I had a couple of issues with it. The first scene is a senator beating up a woman and then throwing her out a window to her death. That’s a dangerous scene to write in a post #metoo world, even if it’s motivated by the concept. But that wasn’t my main issue. My main issue was that the woman was super sick or something. She could barely stand? So she’s got her own weird thing going on (sickness). Then this senator comes in and has a completely different thing going on (rage). So there’s just no consistency across the scene. I suspect it will later be revealed that the woman’s sickness is what activated his rage. But, in the moment, there are too many rules being thrown at us so the scene doesn’t go down easy. By the way, I would recommend switching genders here. Have the senator be a woman. Have the person in the hotel room be a guy. It’s a way more interesting scene if a woman easily beats this guy up. Not bad writing at all. Had a good laugh later in the classroom scene. But that opening scene was problematic enough that I decided not to advance Killer Instinct.

Read until: Page 10
Advance?: No

Title: Too Old to Rock and Roll, Too Young to Die
Genre: Comedy
Logline: When they are mistakenly plucked from obscurity to headline a summer festival tour, a band of middle-aged Dads have four weeks to live out their rock and roll fantasies and learn that not all dreams are quite what they seem.
Writer: David Glitzer

Analysis: Comedy is a funny thing. Just like it’s hard to make a joke funny by explaining it, it’s hard to explain why a joke didn’t make you laugh. Here we open on a guy who works in a bird store and the recurring joke in the scene is all the birds say dirty sexual sexual things (“Lick my balls.” “Tickle my a$$hole”). I just didn’t understand why all the birds were sexual. I thought maybe they overheard the owner having a lot of sex all the time? And they were parroting the things they heard from his dirty sexual exploits? The problem was that the owner was described as a loser who owns a bird store. So that would imply he doesn’t have a lot of sex. Which brings me back to the birds. Why do they scream out sexual things? Frankly, I just didn’t get the joke. That’s followed by a projectile vomiting scene and I was pretty much out from there. As I’ve said numerous times, I think body fluid jokes are lowest common denominator comedy. I like comedy that’s more clever. That’s just me personally. Doesn’t mean the next reader won’t like it. But, obviously, if I wasn’t connecting with the comedy, I can’t advance the script.

Read until: Page 10
Advance?: No

Title: Swift Wing <—- Carson note: Needs a better title!
Genre: Science Fiction/Dramedy
Logline: On a dying wish, two explorers land on a strange planet in search of the legendary Winged Creatures, but the local inhabitants believe otherwise and try to kill the alien invaders.
Writer: Bruce Richardson

Analysis: A lot of times when you read a script, you’re just reading things that are happening. The writer isn’t in that mindset of “I must write a series of events that are so good, the reader cannot stop reading.” That “non-urgent mindset” is what leads to scripts like this one. Nothing here is bad. But nor is it “I must turn the page” good. We’ve got some beginner errors. When characters are introduced, their names are not capitalized. A park ranger is casually shooting and killing people. I suppose, if this is a comedy, casually killing people can work. But it seemed a little *too* casual. It just felt like life didn’t matter in this story, which is a bad way to start any story because it lowers the stakes. If lives are unimportant, then who really cares what happens to anyone? The two aliens who show up were *mildly* amusing. But I needed them to be *highly* amusing to keep reading. This is a classic example of the writer not understanding what the bar is. Cause I think Bruce is a good writer. But he’s not writing scenes that knock you out. He’s writing scenes that casually nudge you along. No nudging please. Readers don’t respond to nudges.

Read until: Page 10
Advance?: No.

Title: Paramedics on Patrol <—- Carson note: Needs a better title!
Genre: Thriller
Logline: A mysterious woman wakes up inside an ambulance to find she’s being abducted.
Writer: David Fabian

Analysis: This is the best of the batch so far. It’s a really fun idea. You wake up in an ambulance. You don’t know what happened to you. Then all of a sudden you start to suspect these aren’t really paramedics. And you may be getting abducted. That’s a movie premise right there for sure. I think the problem David runs into is that he moves the plot along too quickly. I know that’s a criticism that seems counterintuitive since I’m always saying to move the story along fast. But he’s got such a good setup that he should be milking it. I just feel like if we’re on page 20 and we’re already getting into the abducted woman’s secret life and reasons for why this entity wants to kidnap her – I don’t find that interesting. Her having some secret thing going on is a good plot twist but you don’t want to bring that up until the midpoint. Until then, this should be about her gradually realizing she’s been abducted. And instead of screaming at them, “You’re kidnapping me! Stop!” She should be more discreet about it and start to work the problem, figure out a way to escape. In other words, the story is more interesting when both sides are keeping secrets. Once everything’s out in the open, it’s just a screaming contest. I’m going to do something rare and advance this even though I didn’t get to page 30. Even though I feel like I’d need to guide David a lot to get this where it needed to be, the idea has a ton of potential. I would tell David, start writing a version of this where she suspects she’s being kidnapped but doesn’t tell them. And she starts working the puzzle. Trying to figure out who these guys are. Trying to figure out where they’re headed. Trying to figure out how she’s going to escape.  There can be a scene where the bad guys are both up in the front for a minute and she tries to reach her phone and contact someone. We want those types of scenes, at least at first, rather than all this screaming nonsense. Oh, and one more quick thing, David. It’s “were,” not “we’re!!!!!”

Read until: Page 23
Advance?: Yes

Title: Gutshot
Genre: Thriller
Logline: A cop-turned-snitch fights to survive a night in the wild as she bleeds out from a gunshot wound sustained during a failed kidnapping attempt by her former partners.
Writer: Caleb Yeaton

Analysis: This script has the right idea. You start by showing a bad guy staking out a house, about to do something bad. Cut to inside the house to show unsuspecting people, in this case, a couple of women (or maybe one woman, with the other one being on the phone, it wasn’t clear) and now we have this dramatically ironic situation brewing where we know the women are in danger. But here’s the problem. None of this was clear. When the bad guy drives up, we’re told there are other people in his car, so I thought it was a family and, therefore, didn’t tab him as dangerous. Therefore, when we were in the house, we get this endlessly boring conversation between these two women where they’re talking about some random trial we know nothing about. This goes on for five pages (!!!). I was fighting to keep my eyes open. Granted, this dialogue plays a lot better if I know the bad guy is lurking outside. But it’s up to the writer to make that clear. I think so many writers are terrified of being on-the-nose that they’re too subtle with the details of their scenes. But the details are everything, especially in a scene like this, where, if we’re confused about even one variable, we miss the point of the whole scene. Also, the dialogue between the women here needs to be 10,000 times better. It just doesn’t have anything going for it. Needed more purpose.

Read until: Page 10
Advance?: No.

Title: Artificial Obsession
Genre: Sci-Fi
Logline: After a video of her goes viral to the world, a small town cop gets caught in the most dangerous love triangle in history when the first artificial superintelligence capable of taking over the planet becomes romantically obsessed with her.
Writer: Gregory Mandaro

Analysis: I’m not in love with the choice of spending the first two pages of the script focusing on an interview on the TV in a restaurant. I understand that we have to get exposition in somehow, especially if it’s complex exposition. But those first ten pages are such valuable real estate that I don’t think spending them on a television interview that doesn’t contain any of our main characters is the best way to go. From there, we get a random Twitch streamer approaching our heroine, who’s waiting for her date at the aforementioned restaurant. This leads to more exposition regarding our heroine’s deaf sister, who, coincidentally, is also a streamer. You’re trying to cram three different things into this scene (TV interview, girl waiting for her date who hasn’t shown up, random Twitch streamer who stumbles up and decides to have a conversation with our heroine). It makes for a clumsy reading experience. It was hard for the script to recover after that. We then get a chase scene (our heroine is a cop) which was fine, with a decent reveal at the end (there was no one in the car she was chasing – it’s A.I. driven). It was nice that Greg gave us a scene with something exciting happening. But that first scene really did the script in for me. That’s not the kind of clear entertaining streamlined scene you want to open a script with.  Let’s focus less on exposition and more on entertainment in the next draft (straight up starting the script with the car chase and the “no one inside” reveal would be a much better first scene).

Read until: Page 10
Advance?: No.

Title: SYSTEM ERROR (alt: A CYBORG MANIFESTO)
Tag: What happens when you’re the glitch in the system?
Genre: Sci-Fi
Logline: When her brain-implanted medical device suddenly develops a personality, a codependent geneticist must save the rest of a tech-addicted humanity from the same glitchy global update.
Writer: Katie Gard

Analysis: It’s good to finally see Katie get in on the action. She always contributes thoughtful and inquisitive comments. I started off liking this one due to the intense specificity regarding the computer talk. A ton of world-building went into this and it pays off. I liked the stuff where she controls “skins” on the people she’s talking to. So she can make her 60 year old therapist look like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. I can see how that would lead to some interesting character situations. If you were with an average looking boyfriend, in order to make him look more attractive during sex, say, you could just add a skin to him. And he doesn’t even have to know. But what if he suspects that’s what you did because the heroine was more into the sex than normal? Now you have some interesting conversations to play around with. So I like that this setup makes you think. My issue is more on the storytelling end. 10 pages go by and what’s really happened? A woman has talked with her fake AI therapist and we’ve gotten some flashbacks to explain why she has a special ability to control the variables by which she sees the world. It’s essentially all exposition. Where is the entertainment? I suppose some of it comes from learning about this cool technology. But that can’t carry the entire load. You need to come up with scenes that ‘show don’t tell’ and have fun with them. Take my boyfriend example above. Start with them having sex, he’s suspicious after it’s over, he asks if she used a skin on him, something they agreed not to do. Guilty, we see from her POV as he goes from Zack Efron to Paul Giamatti, and now you’ve given us exposition in a more dramatic, and therefore, entertaining way. What I read was not bad but we need the storytelling to come up to the same level as the world building.

Read until: Page 14
Advance?: No.

Title: Druid
Genre: Horror
Logline: After returning to his family home on the wild North York Moors, a failed businessman must battle for survival against the human-hunting worshippers of a prehistoric god.
Writer: Finn Morgan

Analysis: “Druid” has the right idea. It starts off with a big snazzy cold open. A guy in an animal mask in the middle of nowhere throws himself in front of a BMW and gets obliterated. What was that all about? We have to keep reading to find out. We then meet a guy who tries to kill himself but fails. He goes home to his ex-girlfriend. Looks like they’ve broken up. This dude has definitely seen better days. Then he moves from the city back to his farm, I think. And immediately he sees someone in an animal mask chase someone else in an animal mask onto his property and kill them. He then has to run from the killer, and a chase ensues. To Finn’s credit, there’s a lot going on here, unlike many of today’s entries. I don’t know why I wasn’t more into it, though. The main character’s suicide attempt gives him some depth which makes us root for him. I guess my hesitancy comes from already having seen the whole “animal mask” thing before. So maybe it feels a little cliche to me. Not new enough? All I know is that around page 15, I wasn’t compelled to continue reading. I didn’t *have* to find out what happened next. And that’s the ultimate question in a script. Always. Have you created something that readers can’t *not* keep reading? I’d put this in the upper 30th percentile of today’s entries. But it wasn’t quite enough to advance.

Read until: Page 15
Advance?: No.

Title: America or Die
Genre: Action-Adventure
Logline: Post World War III, a fierce backcountry woman is enslaved to the Balkan Federation’s cruel Defense Minister and ends up in a do-or-die struggle for freedom.
Writer: Joe Stevens

Analysis: This is another script that does some things right. After setting up the post World War 3 world we live in via a title scroll, we meet this small community of non-technological people. The people are then attacked by a group with motorcycles and cars and drones. The pursuit soon centers on our heroine, Shelby. But here’s a crucial component to writing that you have to nail. Before Shelby gets chased, you gotta give us a reason to love her, to root for her, so that we care when she’s chased. Cause I didn’t care. The only thing I know about this person is that she thinks prayer is a waste of time. That’s not enough insight for me to say, “Oh my god! I’ll be miserable if these guys catch her!” Whether it’s through a save-the-cat scene or a more elaborate protagonist setup that really makes us like this woman, you need that part. Big action scenes carry with them a natural intensity. So they can be a good choice early on in a script. But if we don’t care enough about the characters involved in that big action scene, we’re not going to care what happens to them.

Read until: Page 13
Advance?: No.

And there you have it! One script advances. Congratulations to David Fabian. Download the scripts themselves above. I’ve provided links to all of them. Tell us what you think. Did I make a gigantic mistake and miss an obvious finalist? Let me have it. If you guys liked this exercise, let me know, and I’ll do another one next week. :)

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John Wick meets… National Lampoon’s Vacation

Genre: Comedy/Family
Premise: A former top assassin living incognito as a suburban dad must take his unsuspecting family on the run when his past catches up to him.
About: Today’s writer wrote on the TV show, Scream. He’s been a head writer on two other shows. This script not only finished on last year’s Black List, but was also purchased by financing titan, Skydance, the home of such movies as Mission Impossible, Tomorrow War, and Top Gun: Maverick.
Writer: David Coggeshall
Details: 107 pages

Ruffalo for Dan?

I saw on David Coggeshall’s Twitter that when he sent this script to his agents, they dropped him. The script would then go on to sell and make the Black List.

What does this mean, exactly?

Does it mean that, as is often quoted in Hollywood, “nobody knows anything?” Or is there a more complex explanation, some “inside baseball” reason that the common man doesn’t understand?

It’s always interesting to see a script that was rejected then flourish. This happened famously recently with Squid Game. When the Squid Game writer originally pitched that script, executives said it was too dark, that audiences wanted something lighter.

And you know what? They may have been right. Maybe that show wasn’t meant to be made ten years ago.

Now when it comes to The Family Plan, I have no idea the specific reason for why his agents dumped him for it. But I do know this. Unless your agents are specifically comedy agents, you’re going to have a tough time when you send them a comedy script.

Comedy is so divisive. What you think is hilarious I might think is awful, and vice versa. So I can see a non-comedy agent receiving this script, not laughing cause it’s not his type of humor, and saying, “Okay, that’s it. I’m done.”

Another angle to this story is that it’s a family comedy. They say agents just want to make money. That’s true to an extent. But what they *really want* is to be a part of the cool club. They want to represent the hot new “voicy” writer. The Safdie Brothers. Jordan Peele. Whoever the next Diablo Cody is. Representing cool writers is currency in this town.

Agents don’t prance around Nobu talking up their latest family comedy writer. I’m not saying the agents were right to reject this writer. I’m just trying to tell you how the industry thinks, and therefore how this might’ve happened.

And with that, let’s get to the review!

30-something dad-bod Buffalo used-car salesman Dan Mitchell is living a mundane life. He’s got the wife, two children (Nina, 17, and Kyle 14), and a brand new baby. Dan is stuck in the doldrums of suburban hell…….. and he ABSOLUTELY LOVES IT. This is Dan’s dream. Which may sound like a strange dream. But you’re about to find out why.

One day while at the supermarket (carrying his 10-month old son in a baby Bjorn) a tattooed man attacks Dan! Milquetoast Dan all of a sudden turns into Murderer’s Row Dan, and decimates the guy with the precision of Jean-Claude Van Damme in his prime.

Dan, needing to escape the many attempts on his life that are about to begin, rushes home and tells his family it’s time to go on a vacation… to Vegas! His wife, Rachel, is confused. “Um, okay,” she says. “Let’s start planning.” No, NOW, Dan says. He wants to leave IN TWO MINUTES. Everybody jumps in the car, unclear why dad has all of a sudden turned into a psycho, and off they go.

Along the way they stop at Northwestern, as that’s the college Nina wants to go to. That turns out to be a mistake because, while taking the campus tour, Dan is attacked! Dan manages to not only defeat his attackers, but somehow do it without anyone noticing. He grabs his daughter after the tour and says, “Okay, time to get back on the road!”

When they finally get to Vegas, Dan is getting attacked so much that he can no longer keep his secret. So he sits the family down and explains that he used to be an assassin for some really bad people. Not on purpose! He clarifies. He thought he was assassinating dictators. Turns out he was just a killer-for-hire. And now his old boss has finally found him, and wants to clean up his loose end, which includes Dan… and his entire family!

When it comes to comedy, I better laugh in the first couple of pages. And lo and behold, I did get a big laugh early on…

Readers want to know they’re in good hands. They want to know that the writer knows his story, knows the language of screenwriting, knows how to hit a joke or hit a plot beat or set up a character. When I see these sorts of things executed well early on, I know I’m in good hands. After that, I can just relax. Which is what happened here.

The script is at its best in these early scenes. Cause it’s not just Dan fighting off bad guys. He’s having to do so without getting caught. It provides an extra level of difficulty to the fighting that gives the scenes a little extra oomph.

Once we’re on the road for a while, the script loses something and I’m not sure what it was. I think when it comes to any of these big concepts, you want your set pieces to have that clever “this could only happen in this movie” quality to them. Fending off bad guys on a college campus felt too generic to me.

I remember in the original National Lampoon’s Vacation, there was this scene where they visit their “Middle America” cousins and the comedy leaned heavily into the “white trash” and “hick” jokes, which felt organic. All families have those cousins who live in the middle of nowhere and live a totally different lifestyle than you. And there’s comedy to be found in those differences.

I wanted more of that “unique to this concept” type of scenes.

By the way, for those of you who don’t understand what the midpoint shift is, The Family Plan executes a perfect one.

The midpoint shift (which happens at….. the midpoint) changes the movie in some way so that the second half is different from the first half. The first half of The Family Plan, Dan keeps his secret identity to himself. At the midpoint, he tells his family that he’s a former assassin. So the second half of the movie now has a different tenor – he can fight out in the open with his family instead of it being a secret.

I went back and forth on this one. It started out strong. The middle gets a bit repetitive. I would’ve preferred two really memorable set pieces. But, overall, it’s a fun script, and a good representation of what a family comedy should look like.

Script link: The Family Plan

[ ] What the hell did I just read?
[ ] wasn’t for me
[x] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius

What I learned: When the time comes to get an agent, it is VERY important that you are on the same page as them. Because what often happens is, when you have a hot script and agents are fighting to represent you, they just want the shiny new toy. They don’t care if they like the script or not because it’s hot enough that they can use the heat to send it out and hopefully build a package around it. However, the second that script dies and you send them the next script, if they never got your writing in the first place, they’re probably not going to send it out. So, when you’re talking to agents to potentially represent you, pay attention to if they genuinely like your writing. Ask them, “What did you like about the script?” “What did you like about the writing?” Not in a combative way. Just to see if they genuinely like your writing. — I recently had to beg a writer not to sign with an agent. He let me see their e-mail discourse and this woman – a very successful agent by the way – was openly saying she wasn’t a fan of the script but she thought maybe she could send it to some people. If that’s how an agent is starting out their relationship with you, I don’t care how big they are. I promise you you will have issues with them the second you send them your next script.

Black Swan meets Euphoria in today’s latest screenplay review!

Genre: Psychological Thiller
Premise: A young college student is forced to confront her family’s dark past when a mysterious stalker appears, derailing her life and sending her spiraling into a web of anxiety and paranoia.
About: Today’s writer, Chris Grillot, is a former crime journalist. “Bella” finished with 7 votes on last year’s Black List. It was purchased by the female-focused production company, Di Novi Pictures, who produced Little Women. Chris was born and raised in New Orleans.
Writer: Chris Grillot
Details: 99 pages

Selena Gomez for Maria?

There’s a subset of a sub-genre which I like to call, “The Obsessive.”

It’s when the main character has some sort of obsessive compulsive disorder that controls their life.

One of the reasons this subset sub-genre works is because it creates compelling characters without you having to do much. We are inherently fascinated by obsessive behavior. We have a perverse desire to watch people attempt to achieve perfection.

The spiraling that results from that pursuit serves as the narrative engine for these scripts. They are “train-wreck” narratives, which means, as long as they’re competently written, the reader will want to read the whole thing to see the part where everything comes crashing down.

So, if you’re looking to write a script that both makes the Black List and is entertaining (these two things aren’t always mutually exclusive, unfortunately), writing one of these is a good way to go.

That doesn’t mean it’s automatic. Just like any script, you gotta throw enough things at the main character to keep the story spicy. And as I read today’s script, I wasn’t sure if it was ever going to get into spicy territory.

It had some of the Taco Bell mild hot sauce. Even some of the Del Taco medium hot sauce. But did we ever get a dose of Hot One’s “last dab?” Let’s find out.

19 year old Maria Perez has been a pageant girl all throughout her childhood. She’s got one of those helicopter moms who weighs her every morning at the same time. And if she’s even a pound off, it’s an extra hour of cardio that day.

In one week, Maria is participating in the Louisiana State University beauty pageant. Last year she finished in second place. So this year, there are no excuses. She HAS to win. This means eating 500 calories a day. It means lots of squats and treadmills. It means throwing up in the bathroom. Hey, this girl is committed, okay? Stop with the judgy eyes.

Things take a turn for the worse when Maria runs into an old friend, Kari. Kari and Maria used to hang out when they were kids and Maria doesn’t remember much about their friendship, only that she has a very bad feeling inside when Kari is around. And Kari starts being around a lot.

One night, after a long day of strict eating and exercise, Maria drives home, only for her steering and brakes to lock up. She crashes into a tree. Miraculously, she doesn’t suffer any major injuries. But she’s now convinced that someone is out to sabotage her pageant run. And she’s positive it’s this Kari girl.

There’s only one problem with that theory. Whenever she tells her friends that Kari is after her, they don’t know who Kari is. Maria will spot Kari at a party or something, yet when she points Kari out, Kari will always have slipped into another room by the time anybody looks. She’s like a UFO. You can never get a clear picture of her.

I think you all know where this is going. There’s a high probability that Kari doesn’t exist. But don’t tell Maria that. She’s gung-ho on this theory that Kari is trying to ruin her life. This obsession with her mysterious childhood friend extends all the way up to the pageant, where she finally has a showdown with her. Maria decides she’s going to make sure Kari can never bother her again.

Something I really liked about this script was the treatment of how Maria viewed herself. The entire movie, we’re not seeing the “real” Maria. We’re seeing the version of Maria that she sees. She sees cellulite. She sees ugly facial features. She sees every little pimple. She sees a monster.

A moment comes late in the script where her mother forces her to look at herself in the mirror. Really look at herself. And, in that moment, Maria sees herself for what she really looks like. For the first time ever. And she’s stunning.

I can see that moment playing really powerfully in theaters. The whole movie we’re dealing with, maybe, a less attractive actress. And then for the big mirror reveal, we basically see a supermodel.

It’s a really clever “show don’t tell” way of conveying the fallibility of how we view ourselves. We never see ourselves for who we really are. We just focus on the flaws. “Bella” did as good a job as you can in getting that message across.

The script also had one really strong set piece. There’s a frat party at the midpoint that has a couple of shocking moments in it. I always say that your script needs to have those big memorable moments. But it’s especially true in a script like this. Cause these scripts are basically saying, “We’re riding the edge here. We’re going to shock you.” So, if you don’t write that big shocking scene, we feel gypped. Bella gets that set piece scene right.

Where the script runs into questionable territory (spoilers ahead) is with the parental abuse subplot. When you go into parental sexual abuse, that’s a very deep and dark world. And you have to treat it just right, starting with creating a parent that we believe would do that. Because if the only reason for the parent doing such a thing is to shock the audience, we won’t believe it. And I was riding the line there of whether I believed the mother would do this or not.

Now, to the writer’s credit, he explores that in an interesting way. Basically, Kari and Maria’s mother are one and the same. Which allows the writer to skirt around some of the ickiness of that dynamic.

Still, I’m not sure I ever bought in, wholesale. Whenever you make big bold story choices, they have to be grounded in some sort of reality that we can believe in. Cause you’re going to have the reader asking, “Well, wait. Why is she abusive? Where is that coming from?” I don’t think the script ever answers that question. Which means the only reason she’s doing it is because the writer is trying to shock us.

This is a tricky one because it’s got a lot of good stuff in it. It’s got some iffy in it. But I’d say if you liked Black Swan or Euphoria, you’ll definitely like this. It’s built in that vein. Curious what you guys think.

[ ] What the hell did I just read?
[ ] wasn’t for me
[x] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius

What I learned: In a screenwriter’s attempts to keep the eyes moving down the page, they sometimes sacrifice clarity. And clarity is paramount. If we don’t know exactly what’s going on, we will guess. And if we guess, there’s a good chance we’re not reading the same story you’re writing. So always stay on top of your clarity. Here are a couple of action lines early on in the script. Maria was making out with her boyfriend, Dimo, in his truck. He got too handsy for her. She wanted to cool off. So she walked down to a nearby gas station to go to the bathroom. Here are the lines that follow

Track with Maria as she heads down the dark levee, through a clearing, lined by trees. Ahead, the gas station lights glow.

Maria quickly walks as if in a trance. Behind her, Dimo’s truck disappears from sight.

“Dimo’s truck disappears from sight.” What does mean? Does that mean that Dimo drove the truck away? Or does it mean that the truck simply disappeared behind a hill as she descended down it? I’m guess the latter? But I’m not sure. It’s up to the writer to be clearer about this. If Dimo drives away because he’s pissed off or something, that’s a different story beat that leads to a different scenario. So you want to be clear about these things.

Amateur Showdown is back, baby!

But I’m going to utilize a little writing tool I call… suspense… and make you read this entire article before I reveal the showdown genre. I’ve also programmed the post so that if you try and scroll down and check to see the genre first, the article automatically disappears. Sorry!

But don’t worry. I plan to keep you entertained in the meantime. And today, I want to talk about Emmy nominations.

Did you know there are over 500 shows on television? That’s correct. I did not accidentally add a “0.”

With that many shows, there are bound to be plenty of “snubs.” But I’m not up in arms about the fact that Yellowstone didn’t get any noms or that Atlanta was ignored for best drama. I’m more focused on the shows that kicked butt.

Succession – 25
White Lotus – 20
Ted Lasso – 20
Hacks – 17
Only Murders in the Building – 17
Euphoria – 16
Barry – 14
Dopesick – 14
Severance – 14
Squid Game – 14
Ozark – 13
Stranger Things – 13

The interesting thing about having 500 shows is that we’ve all grown more picky about what we watch. We know that, the second a show slows down, it’s an opportunity to watch some other shiny new show. A bad habit I’ve fallen victim to many times.

I have not made it through all of Succession Season 3. I didn’t feel any compelling reason to keep watching the third season of Barry. I started to see the weak writing creep into Ozark a couple of seasons ago and it’s only gotten worse since. Which is a shame because it started with so much promise.

However, I’m thrilled about White Lotus. You guys know how infatuated I was with that show. Hell, I did an entire week of articles on it (Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5). I think Euphoria is operating on another level. A lot of people point out how the secret ingredient to Stranger Things is its amazing casting. And I would agree with that. But I also think Euphoria’s casting is 100 times better than Stranger Things, so much so that it’s going to be responsible for the next 20 years of movie stars. From Zendaya to Jacob Elordi to Sydney Sweeney to Angus Cloud to Hunter Schafer. They’re all sooooo good.

I love seeing Squid Game on there because I’m unapologetically an enforcer of the high concept (cough cough *ahem* – foreshadowing) and this is the highest concept show of the decade. I don’t think I’ve ever anticipated a reality show more than Squid Game. It’s going to be so much fun.

A lot of the other entries, I’m lukewarm about. I didn’t like them, I didn’t dislike them. But I have noticed this trend occurring where, somewhere around the third episode, a show either flies or falls.

This happened with Severance. It happened with The Old man. It happened with Moon Knight. It happened with Ms. Marvel.

I LOVED the pilot for all of these shows. But that’s the thing about pilots. The pilot of a series is the script that will have been worked on the most. So you usually see a dip in the second episode. And then the third episode acts as a “decider” episode. Pilot was awesome. Second episode was a letdown. Third episode tells us which one represents the true quality level of the show.

With Severance, it just started to get too weird. And I’m okay with weird. But when you match weird up with a depressing tone, which Severance embraces fully, it doesn’t get your juices flowing to continue.

The Old Man started out AMAZINGLY. It’s like, what if Jason Bourne was 70? But once it leaned into its Afghanistan plot, which turned out to be way less cool than they implied it was going to be, I was out.

Ms. Marvel is proof of just how important directing is. The Bad Boys 3 guys directed the pilot and they put so much energy into it. I literally thought we were watching the birth of the female Spider-Man. It had that same quality that Tom Holland’s Homecoming had.

But once they left, the episodes become lifeless and dull. And the mythology turned out to be really dumb. They shouldn’t have brought these ancient people into the mix. It turned what was a cool idea – a popularity-starved teenager gets superpowers yet must watch everyone else around her become social media famous – and just made it silly and unfun.

Moon Knight also had a great pilot. The whole thing where he wakes up in some town in the middle of nowhere and this cult leader is sacrificing people — it was so well done. And then it just became too crazy. He was crazy. The villain was crazy. Lots of crazy things were happening to him. He never knows who he is or what’s going on. The show didn’t have anything to ground it and therefore fell apart.

I suspect what’s happening here is that writers still haven’t figured out how to structure the 2022 version of an inaugural TV season.

It should be obvious. Most of these shows are 8 episodes long. And 8 episodes fits nicely into the three act structure. The three act structure says the first act should be 25% of the story, second act 50%, and third act 25%. Which would mean that the first act is the first 2 episodes, the second act is the next 4 episodes, and the third act is the final 2 episodes. It’s perfect, right?

The problem is that if you spend the first two episodes setting up your story, you risk the viewer checking out. Viewers need something to get excited about. So writers sort of freak out and go all-in on a big pilot episode, which now creates an imbalance in the structure. Because now there’s a natural falloff in the second episode. Which pushes us into the second act (episode 3-6) on a weak note.  The turn into the second act should be one of the most exciting times in your story, as it’s the beginning of the journey.

This has led to most writers winging it, to varying results. Sometimes they make it work, like with Squid Game, and sometimes they don’t, like with The Old Man.

Even my favorite new show, The Bear, had a very quirky structure that never quite worked. There isn’t a natural thru-line to the narrative. It kind of jumps all over the place and tries ideas (today’s episode is going to be about catering!) and, if I’m being honest, the finale was a narrative nightmare. The show gave random characters who had never talked to each other entire 8 minute dialogue scenes with one another.

So why did I still like it?

It’s because with television, it always comes back to character. If you create really compelling characters, that can get you through any plotting issues. And The Bear has 5-6 really fun characters. It also was smart in making its episodes 30 minutes cause it didn’t have as much time for the narratives to crumble.

Remember that, traditionally, that’s all TV used to be, was character. You didn’t have overarching season-long plots because, back in the day, executives felt that people would forget the plots in the week between episodes. So episodes were more standalone. That’s why sit-coms were so popular, as well as procedurals. You didn’t need to know what happened last week to enjoy the standalone plot of ‘catching the killer’ this week.

But now TV seasons have become mini-movies and nobody has really figured out how to do that. Because one of the ingredients that makes a movie a movie is urgency. Things need to happen *RIGHT NOW*. 99% of TV shows don’t have that. So you’re creating a movie that sort of limps along at a casual pace. And those two worlds are hard to marry.

It’s why I think White Lotus worked so well. Because the show had that clear time-frame – one week at the White Lotus hotel. It’s not 48 hours. But it’s still short enough that we know things are coming to a head. Which propels us to keep watching. And yet White Lotus was, at its heart, a TV show, because it focused so much on character.

Which is the ultimate lesson here. When you’re writing TV, it’s got to be character 70% and plot 30%. Spend all the time you have outlining focusing on, “How do I make each one of these characters as interesting as possible?” And then if you can throw a strong plot on top of that? It’s like gravy. You’ll have a hit show.

Okay, I’ve made you wait long enough.

What is the next Amateur Showdown??

I was thinking the other day about The Hangover and how The Hangover was the last giant feature comedy hit. Why is that? Why haven’t any comedies lived up to it since? My belief is that comedies got too low-concept. They got too “Apatowed.” It was less about concept and more about peoples’ lives. The possibility of a comedy titled, “GETTING MARRIED,” was very high. What was this comedy about? It was about the hilarious shenanigans involved in people getting married.

I’m not saying that can’t be funny. But where is the creativity in that concept? It’s a 3 out of 10, at best. The Hangover was a mega-hit, at least in part, because it was a genuinely clever concept.

Now, don’t worry. We’re not doing a comedy showdown. I’ve learned that us Scriptshadow types aren’t good with comedy. We are all very unfunny people, lol. However, that realization reminded me of how powerful the high concept is. And I believe that the high concept is on its way back. We just saw it with the sale of Classified. That’s only going to drive more studios to look for high concept material.

Is “high concept” a genre? Not really. But that’s why I want to use it. It’s something that can be used in almost every genre, which gives you a lot of flexibility for ideas to come up with.

So…

THE NEXT AMATEUR SHOWDOWN
Genre: High-Concept
When: December 1, 2022
Include: Title, genre, logline, Why Your Script Should be Chosen, a PDF of the screenplay
Where: carsonreeves3@gmail.com
Start?: You can start sending in your entries right now!