Is “Billions” Showtime’s answer to “House of Cards?” It sure seems that way. So how does it stack up? Should Frank Underwood be worried?
Genre: TV Pilot/Drama
Premise: A New York City Attorney attempts to take down one of the richest and most beloved men in New York.
About: Billions has been building buzz for a few months now in anticipation of its late year launch on Showtime, which is quietly becoming a force in an increasingly competitive TV landscape. With Homeland, Ray Donovan, The Affair, and Masters of Sex, the longtime cable mainstay is even starting to make HBO sweat. The show has a stellar cast that includes Paul Giamatti, Damian Lewis, and Malin Ackerman. It’s written by Ocean’s 13 writers Brian Koppleman and David Levien, as well as Andrew Ross Sorkin, who’s the co-host of CNBC’s Squawk Box, whatever the hell that is.
Writer: Brian Koppleman & David Levien & Andrew Ross Sorkin
Details: 62 pages – Draft 1.5
So before I get into Billions, I want to share with you a little LA secret. When you come to LA on vacation… THERE’S NOTHING TO DO HERE. Nothing. One of the saddest things I see is tourists wandering around the concrete jungle that is Sunset Boulevard and La Brea, looking for something, ANYTHING to do.
But there’s nothing.
Disney Land? It’s Disney World’s pathetic little brother. The beach? It’s polluted. Famous restaurants? Try New York. Rodeo Drive? See how much fun steps are for more than 30 seconds. There is nowhere to go here and seeing the heartbroken tourists’ faces when they realize this is the case is heartbreaking in itself.
So I’m going to give you somewhere to go. Are you ready? Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles. I don’t know what kind of batter crack concoction they mix into their waffles and chicken, but when you go there, order both, and prepare to have a carnival in your tonsils. There are a few locations. I recommend the one on Pico, as that’s the only one I’ve been to. It’s great. And when you’re finished, just get on a plane and go home. There’s honestly nothing left to do.
And if you want to know what this has to do with Billions, well, if I were at Roscoe’s right now, I’d order a billion waffles. And so would an uncomfortable Paul Giamatti. They’re that good.
I’m not sure Bobby Axelrod would join us though. The 40-something’s 20-something physique seems very anti-waffle. The discipline of not dipping one’s fried chicken in syrup is the same discipline that’s likely made him a billionaire.
Across town (that town being New York City), Chuck Rhodes, the U.S. attorney to the Southern District of New York, is planning Axelrod’s demise. While the office doesn’t have any hard proof, all arrows point to Axelrod doing some not-so-savory financial naughtiness to build his company.
Here’s the problem though. Axelrod is beloved in New York. It’s made very clear that if Chuck goes after him and fails? He’ll be lucky to get a job at Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles on Pico. That’s how these power plays go down. If you go after someone and it doesn’t work out? Pack your bags, baby. And get ready to suck syrup.
And really, there isn’t much that happens in this pilot other than setting up that impending conflict. There’s also an overtly-manufactured storyline where Chuck’s wife works as the in-house psychologist at Axelrod’s company (how convenient for the story!) as well as some periphery players like an SEC lackey who wants Chuck to go after Axelrod and then swoop in and take all the credit. But for the most part, this is one big setup for the fun that will go down in future episodes.
Here’s a nice little tip for a lot of aspiring screenwriters out there. If you’re having trouble coming up with an idea for a movie/show? Or you want to juice up your current script, which feels kind of weak? Look to money. Outside of love, money is the most universally understood thing in the world. A 40 year-old billionaire in New York City understands the value of it. A 5 year-old homeless boy in Somalia understands the value of it.
So if you build a story around money – the need for more of it, the desire to steal it, the problems that come with it – at the very least, you’re going to have the core of something compelling.
And Billions taps into that. What we get from this pilot is that a war that revolves around moola is about to go down. And that’s exciting. I like wars!
But Billions may have forgotten about one of the unwritten rules of screenwriting. And that’s that extremely rich protagonists aren’t sympathetic, aren’t relatable, and are generally disliked. Unless you make them likable in other ways. But our co-protagonist here, Barry Axelrod, starts out the story answering the question: “Chopper’s waiting. We’re gonna be late,” with “How am I late when it’s my fucking chopper.”
Already, I’m not really into this guy. Even when we find out he sends kids to college based on a fund he built after his company was destroyed in September 11, he doesn’t seem happy to do it. In fact, he seems miserable.
In the show that Billions is trying to be, House of Cards, that pilot opens up with our main character, Frank Underwood, getting fucked over. He was promised a prominent position in the White House for his support during the campaign, and when the president won, he went back on his word and discarded Frank.
So even though Frank became a scheming manipulator, we were on his side. We saw these people screw him over. So we wanted him to even the score. It’s very subtle differences in screenplays like this that can have a huge impact on the story.
Another problem with Billions is that it’s very inside-baseball. And I love that they brought in the Squawk Box dude to help with the authenticity of the story. But they go so far with it that, at a certain point, I couldn’t relate to what was happening at all. Big guys with lots of money trying to screw over other guys with lots of money. Who am I siding with here?
The US attorney? He’s kind of a hard-ass dick. So again, that’s one more character I’m not relating to. The one character who sticks out is Dr. Mojo, the psychologist at Axelrod’s company. The character’s written as this female alpha-dog who doesn’t just give her thoughts on feelings, but tells her money-hungry clientele what to buy, what to sell, what to get rid of.
I’d never seen that character before and it reminded me how important it is to look at each character you’ve written and ask, “Am I writing this character the exact same way everyone else is?” Usually when I see a psychologist, she’s calm, soothing, there to bring out exposition from the other character. For once, we got less of “How does that make you feel” and more of “You need to do this, this and this.”
But I think the biggest Billions Blunder is that it doesn’t tap into the one thing that an audience wants out of a show like this – they want the poor to finally take down the rich, the rich who have been taking advantage of the poor for centuries. There are no poor people represented here. Just politicians trying to eliminate Axelrod. And it’s not even because they think what he’s doing is wrong. They just want to use the political clout gained from eliminating him to further their career.
When you add up all these issues to a script that feels drier than a Roscoe’s waffle that’s been left in the sun all day, you get a show with an uncertain future. With that said, I know they’re putting a lot of resources into this show. They really want it to work. So hopefully they’ve figured some of these issues out in the interim.
[ ] what the hell did I just read?
[x] wasn’t for me
[ ] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius
What I learned: Billions failed to answer a critical question all screenwriters need to ask themselves at the beginning of their story. Who is it the audience is going to root for? If you don’t have a clear answer to that question, you’re gonna be in trouble. Because if we have nobody to root for in a story that’s conceivably going to go on for 75-100 hours, we’re probably going to tune out pretty quick. I’ve heard Vince Gilligan talk about how worried he was that nobody would want to root for a guy who made and sold meth. But Walter White’s family needed him. Without that money, they were screwed. So of course we wanted him to succeed. What he was doing, he was doing for a good cause. There’s nothing like that here.
Genre: War/Period/Real-life story
Premise: The story of how a young World War 2 Navy commander saved a group of men after their ship was destroyed by the Japanese. That man? John F. Kennedy.
About: This script made a lot of noise a few months ago and will probably end up pretty high on this year’s Black List. Although the script went into just about every major production company in town, there hasn’t been any mention of a sale yet. Should it indeed finish high on the Black List though, expect that to change. Co-writer Evan Kilgore is a novelist with 4 books to his name and his writing partner, Samuel Franco, executive produced 2014’s small indie film, Affuenza. In other words, Hollywood had no idea who these guys were. Well, they know now!
Writers: Samuel Franco & Evan Kilgore
Details: 117 pages (5/4/15 draft)
I have to give it to Franco and Kilgore (that sounds strangely like a 1930s comedy duo). They may have discovered the most genius idea ever. First off, what are movies about? They’re about heroes. And what bigger hero is there than John F. Kennedy? So already, this writing team has tapped into an extremely marketable character.
But wait, there’s more!
The problem with JFK is that all his stories have been told. Or at least, THAT’S WHAT WE THOUGHT! Franco and Kilgore discovered this long forgotten heroic war story of JFK’s. And guess when that story takes place? World War 2. World War 2 is one of the easiest subject matters to market in the movie industry.
So let’s recap. We’ve got…
1) One of the greatest heroes in American history.
2) A little-known heroic story from his past.
3) A World War 2 setting.
As they’d say on Seinfeld: “It’s gold, Jerry! Gold!” However, there’s this strange Dallasian cloud hanging over this project. Despite having all these elements in place, despite it going into every territory in town, it didn’t sell. What does that mean? Could it be that the script’s bad? That’s what was on my mind when I picked Mayday 109 up. Let’s see if we can get a better understanding of what went on here.
JFK was a kid with way too many health problems. He was supposed to die numerous times growing up, but he always seemed to fight his way through it. And if there’s anything this first act is about, it’s about how JFK never stops fighting.
At Harvard, he competes in the Swimming Championships despite having a 101 fever. When his older brother, Joe, throws it in his face that he’s not up to snuff, JFK challenges him to a sailboat race. Despite never having beat his bro before, he does it this time. JFK don’t give up and don’t back down. Betta ask somebody.
Cut to the Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor and JFK wants to go to war, something his father is against. JFK goes anyway and within a few years becomes the Captain of a Patrol boat. This doesn’t sit well with the crew, who believe it’s the Kennedy name that got him the position, not his actual ability.
Before he can dissolve that tension, their ship is rammed into by a giant Japanese destroyer. His men are scattered everywhere and somehow JFK is able to save 10 of the 12 crew, getting them over to a nearby patch of land.
From there, the group must make a tough decision. Do they try and swim to a nearby island that gives them a better chance at contacting help? Or stay here and wait for someone to pick them up, a decision that could end with the Japs finding them first.
Kennedy convinces the reluctant group to swim, and that begins an island-hopping adventure where Kennedy swims from island to island looking for friendlies. Eventually, he finds some locals, carves a “help” message into a coconut, and has them travel to a nearby base. This coconut would later become famous, as it’s one of the reasons Kennedy was able to become president of the United States.
The cool thing about writing a true story is that everything’s all plotted out for you. Sure, you need to cut some things and move other things around, and maybe even get creative with the order in which the story is told. But if you’ve found a good real-life story, you have what all screenwriters dream of – a defacto outline ready to go.
Mayday 109 has that. After the crash, you’ve got that strong goal (get to safety). The stakes are high (Japanese boats heavily patrol the area), the urgency is there (they have no food, no water. If they don’t find a solution soon, they die). And yet something’s missing. What it is, I’m not sure.
My initial instinct is that the story’s too chaotic. It doesn’t have the proper structure in place to take advantage of the dramatic problem. I’m reminded of another boat wreck movie, Titanic. One of the reasons James Cameron’s movie worked so well was because he designed his story to milk the tension, to milk the suspense.
The Titanic doesn’t just hit an iceberg and go down 2 minutes later. That would’ve been chaotic and crazy, but it would’ve been over within 2 minutes! Instead, they hit the iceberg and there’s this realization that the ship is going down, but it’s going to take a couple of hours. This means that everything that happens from that point on, even basic conversations, are going to have an undercurrent of suspense to them. Because we know the end is coming. And everyone’s running out of options as far as what to do.
Here in Mayday, it doesn’t feel like that kind of thought – the kind that maximizes the suspense – has been put into this. There’s more of a “moment-to-moment” approach, where we’re simply trying to solve immediate problems (Should we swim to the next island? Yes or no?). And while that kind of storytelling is perfectly valid, it can become exhausting.
And repetitive too. The script is pretty much about Kennedy swimming. A lot. If I’m being honest, I got sick of that. And that’s supposed to be the core of where the story’s excitement comes from.
Finally, I feel like the character stuff was a bit on the nose, specifically JFK’s relationship with his father. We never go beyond the basic, “Dad doesn’t believe in me” stuff, and it kept the script from really resonating on a deeper level. For example, we get lines like JFK saying to his dad, “Just once believe in me the way you believe in Joe.” That line can work if the rest of the dialogue is deftly written. But if the rest of the dialogue feels surface-level and on-the-nose, lines like this stick out as a problem.
As I’ve said to you guys before, the key to making a script really resonate with the reader is to do so on the character front. You can have a wild captivating story like this one. But if you don’t create a couple of fascinating relationships within the chaos that need to be resolved, each which strike to the core of who your characters are and what their problems are, the story will sink.
Not to get all James Cameron on you. But Rose from Titanic is the perfect example of this. She was trapped in a life that prevented her from being who she wanted to be. Her relationship with her fiancé represented this. So when she finally broke away from that, it was emotionally cathartic for the audience. There’s an attempt to do something similar here with JFK and an ensign who doesn’t like him, but again, it happens mostly on the surface.
And I don’t want to be too down on the script. It’s not a bad screenplay. I think there’s just an element to the story that hasn’t been realized yet. I hope the writers figure out what that is, because if they do, I could easily see someone like Robert Zemeckis coming on and directing this. It seems like it’s right up his current wheelhouse.
[ ] what the hell did I just read?
[x] wasn’t for me
[ ] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius
What I learned: I am hereby limiting ALL SCREENWRITERS to only THIRTY DASHES (outside of sluglines) in each screenplay they write. NOT A DASH MORE! The overuse of this inorganic-looking character can quickly make a screenplay look like a technical document. Remember, the uglified formatting of a screenplay ALREADY makes it look too technical. You don’t want to add anything that’s going to accentuate that. If I were to estimate how many times the dash was used in Mayday 109, I’d say easily in the neighborhood of 1500 times. It really killed the look and flow of the script.
Okay so we’re going to try something different this week. Now usually, I filter the submissions and give you only the ones that I feel are good enough to handle the intense scrutiny of Scriptshadow Nation. Even when I do this, I still read replies like, “These are the best options?? Really??” In order for you to make a more accurate assessment of this process, I’m including five COMPLETELY RANDOM SUBMISSIONS. I literally closed my eyes and pointed to the screen. Whatever I was pointing to when I opened my eyes, that entry was included in this week’s Amateur Offerings. That’s not to say one of these can’t be great. But I just wanted to include a “Random Week” to give you a better feel for the average submission. Enjoy!
Title: Guilt
Genre: Drama (100 pgs)
Logline: After witnessing a murder, a crack-smoking, loser lawyer tries to redeem himself by vindicating the teen prostitute wrongly accused of the crime.
Why You Should Read: I cannot imagine a more vital time this story needs to be told. With all that’s been happening in the news over the past year— the shooting of unarmed suspects, and stories of inherent racism and corruption in our justice system— this script is about as relevant as they come.
Title: TENT CITY
Genre: Drama/Gangster
Logline: Arizona. Tent City. Joe Arpaio. 2013. Bunkmates at the infamous outdoor jail start a successful prescription pill drug ring while on work furlough.
Why You Should Read: Along with getting an inside look on the prescription pill epidemic plaguing America, you witness the development of a truly remarkable bond between a black man and white man that they haven’t seen since Brian’s Song. You will never root harder for two drug dealers and will absolutely cringe at the impending doom closing in at the end. — Joe Arpaio is the most hated Sheriff in Hollywood. TENT CITY quietly makes a mockery out of Arpaio and addresses issues such as overcrowded jails, illegal immigration, human rights violation and income inequalities. I carefully crafted this story for liberal producers. — It’s a man’s movie at the core; love triangles, graphic violence, sex, ASU college girls, gangs, drugs and a bromance between two alpha males.
Title: Pregnant Pals
Genre: Comedy
Logline: Two brothers-in-law who hate each other must get along when their wives become pregnant and the couples are forced to move in together to save money before the babies arrive.
Why You Should Read: Having this kid is expensive. More than I even calculated for. And believe me, I calculated. I wonder if there is a simple solution to cut costs and release the worry and anxiety I feel about making all this work. My wife suggested moving in with her sister and her husband during the pregnancy. Smart. But I don’t care for that guy. Can’t stand going to dinner with him. Living with him for nine months? Nah. But my wife. My wife is persistent and she makes a good case. What if we all moved in? What if…
Title: The Ghost
Genre: Action / Thriller
Logline: After being left for dead, one of the most feared assassins must overcome brutal odds,
to bring down the head of the Japanese Yakuza known as, The Barbarian.
Why You Should Read: My name is Gavin from England. I’ve been a big fan of your reviews for a long time. I currently have two scripts under option, one of them being with Bafta winner Noel Clarke. I know you are extremely busy, and I wouldn’t want to waste your time, so I’ve worked on different scripts, but I’ve only just felt ready to send you my work. I currently work two jobs that keeps me busy 11 hours a day, and then I write for 3 hours a day after my shifts, so hopefully you will see that I’m dedicated to the cause my friend, and I’d love for you to review my work (as would most writers).
Title: Clownskill
Genre: Horror/Dark Comedy
Logline: An uptight USDA inspector and her new recruit investigate mad cow disease in a town where clown school alumni with a beef plot grisly revenge.
Why You Should Read: Nothing goes along with grief like beer, banana nut muffins and a really dark, funny screenplay. Something grimly hilarious that lays it all out there – fear and dread and sadness – in ways that your therapist and loved ones would strongly disapprove of or possibly have you committed for. Sometimes you gotta laugh before you can cry. — I was already working on an entirely different script – romantic, grand, tragic, lovely – when life turned a corner and got real. It stayed that way for quite a while. Finally, there was a funeral and a heavy New Orleans goodbye lunch. I drove home, consumed the aforementioned beer and muffin, told “tragic and lovely” I would come back for it later and got to work conferring with a few demons. They were alarmingly eager to oblige. — I really shocked myself that I could think up so many awful ways to kill people. I guess the repressive Southern upbringing has finally paid off. This beast is so far out of my wheelhouse/comfort zone that, honestly, I don’t even know what to make of it. If it weren’t for the funny parts, I probably would lock it away in the attic with my crazy, semi-dangerous aunt. — If the script does make it to Amateur Friday, I can’t wait to get feedback. I took some risks (personally and craft-wise) that may or may not pay off. At the least I hope it entertains a few of you and at best I hope it doesn’t give any potentially homicidal clowns food for thought. Thanks for the consideration and potential reads! And good luck to everyone in the ScriptShadow250!
Get Your Script Reviewed On Scriptshadow!: To submit your script for an Amateur Review, send in a PDF of your script, along with the title, genre, logline, and finally, something interesting about yourself and/or your script that you’d like us to post along with the script if reviewed. Use my submission address please: Carsonreeves3@gmail.com. Remember that your script will be posted. If you’re nervous about the effects of a bad review, feel free to use an alias name and/or title. It’s a good idea to resubmit every couple of weeks so your submission stays near the top.
Genre: Thriller/Lifetime (Made-For-TV)
Premise (from writer): When her homecoming ends in tragedy, a desperate single mother spins a web of lies to protect the family nursery from a ruthless property developer.
Why You Should Read (from writer): Breaking into the industry through Lifetime MoW (Movie of the Week) means is legit. Many writers have started out there and transitioned into feature films. It’s a subject we’ve never covered on Scriptshadow in my 4 years there. We’re always focused on high concept studio-oriented stuff. Why not made-for-TV? That career path would make for an interesting discussion in your blog.
Writer: Brett Martin (Electric Dreamer)
Details: 105 pages (note: This is an updated draft from the one posted on Amateur Offerings) – Edit: I’ve been informed that I read the OLD draft. Take that into consideration when reading the review. Sorry about that, Brett!
Long-time commenter and awesome community member, Electric Dreamer, has bestowed upon the Scriptshadow community a challenge heretofore unknown to the reader faithful. To review a made-for-TV screenplay.
We talk about genre scripts and Oscar hopefuls and giant spec sales all the time, ignoring the fact that there’s a huge industry that exists below the line where writers make a living on, let’s just be honest here, guilty pleasure TV flicks. “The Day Janie Left” doesn’t just write itself, you know.
So I thought today’s review could double as primer for the made-for-TV world. If you want to play in the sandbox where the sand isn’t as deep, where you can develop your skills before moving up to the big leagues, then Made-For-TV might be for you. Let’s check out Electric’s “Reap What You Sow” to see what these films are all about.
30-something Gemma has just arrived back in her home town with her 15 year old cancer-stricken daughter, Rose. The two are flat broke and from the bits and pieces of their conversation we’re privy to, it sounds like Gemma is hoping to reconnect with her father, possibly even stay with him, a difficult decision since he’s always been an abusive alcoholic.
But when Gemma shows up at her childhood home, her father is dead, his neck pierced with a broken whiskey bottle. It would appear that he had a drunken accident.
OR DID HE???
When studly Sheriff and former Gemma boyfriend Carl Baxter comes to take a look at the mess, he’s not convinced that this was an accident. In fact, he’s suspicious of the fresh bruises that have appeared around Gemma’s neck.
COULD GEMMA HAVE MURDERED HER FATHER???
While Carl turns the dad’s death into an official murder investigation, Gemma learns that the richest man in town, Walt Sharpe, was just about to close a deal to buy Gemma’s house. It doesn’t take Gemma long to realize that Sharpe wants to build some giant resort, and that her father’s house is right in the middle of it.
Apparently, when the dad died, the contract disappeared. So Walt employs his right hand man, Butch Garner, to form a relationship with Gemma, allowing him access to the house where he might possibly locate this missing contract.
But then Butch starts to actually like Gemma, and everything gets redonkulous. This forces the increasingly psychotic Walt to try and get the house through other means. And through that pursuit, we learn the shocking truth behind who killed Gemma’s father.
Okay, I’m going to start off with some advice right out of the gate. Brett sent me a new version of his script, in which he says he completely rewrote the first 12 pages. I COULD TELL. And this is why I warn writers away from doing massive changes at the last second.
Screenplays are odd beasts. They don’t operate under the known laws of physics. You can look at a change you just made and think, “Wow, I really nailed that. That’s so much better than what I had before.” Then you pick up your script a week later, read the same scene, and it’s like a mentally challenged fifth grader hijacked your script.
What happened?
What happened was TIME. Time allows perspective. When you rush, you don’t have perspective. You can’t see how the changes fit into the larger picture yet.
That’s clearly what happened here because once the script got going, it was fine. It was only the first few scenes that had me confused. For example, here’s the first half-page.
So we’re at a motel. Then we’re told of furniture and a mattress outside and that “It’s Moving Day for someone…” Is this an off-the-cuff description to add color to the writing? Or is this referring to specific character(s) we’re about to meet?
This early in a script, before you’ve identified the style or voice of the writer, you have to assume that everything is being written with a purpose. Therefore, I’ll assume the “moving” has to do with our characters (Gemma and Rose). But if it’s “moving day,” why aren’t they moving from their home? Why are we at a motel?
Maybe they’re in the process of moving? Like they’re on one leg of the journey? Except in the scenes that follow, there’s no actual moving that occurs. The point is, I’m stuck trying to figure something out that should be obvious. And I believe this mistake was made because of rushed writing.
I point this out in my book as one of my tips. Don’t make a lot of changes right before you send your script out. Something’s bound to get screwed up.
Moving on. Reap What You Sow is a very tight story. One thing I’ve realized about the Lifetime/Hallmark movies is that because they embrace formula so openly, they’re perfect for the GSU (Goal, Stakes, Urgency) approach. These movies DESPERATELY want you to use this formula. And they don’t care if it’s transparent.
So here Gemma has a goal – she has to get her late father’s garden/landscaping business up and running to secure the house. The stakes are if she fails, she loses the house. And the urgency is that she only has a month to do it or else Walt gets the home.
But Brett didn’t stop there. Brett use something I like to call GSU-squared (or even GSU-cubed). This is when you give GSU to EVERY SINGLE MAJOR CHARACTER IN YOUR SCRIPT.
So we know Gemma’s GSU plight. But we also have Walt’s. His goal is to get the house from Gemma. The stakes are that if he fails, he can’t build his super-resort. And the urgency is the same time frame that Gemma’s got (since they’re working off the same ticking time bomb – one month).
Then you have Butch. Butch’s goal is to find the contract. The stakes are his standing in Walt’s company. And the urgency is the same (1 month).
By giving every character GSU, your script is always MOVING. Whenever we cut to a character, they have something they’re trying to achieve. And because of “S” (stakes), that something is always important.
If you’ve ever found yourself cutting to characters and they feel boring or static, chances are it’s because they don’t have a goal, or there are no stakes attached to their goal, or there’s no time constraint involved in their journey. Give a character GSU and they instantly come alive.
So Brett did a really good job there.
But where Reap What You Sow runs into problems is in its dialogue. And maybe this is because I don’t understand the expectations for dialogue in made-for-TV movies (the extent of my made-for-TV watching is limited to Mommy Dearest), but whether their expectations are low or not, there wasn’t enough LIFE in these words. Here’s a sampling from a scene in which Rose’s new crush, Seth, stares at her oxygen get-up.
It felt like dialogue. It never felt like people talking. And I think that’s because Brett didn’t know his characters well enough. Rose, in particular, seemed like she was only there to add financial strife to Gemma’s situation. I never saw her as a real person. And when you don’t get to know your characters, you don’t learn their little idiosyncrices, their fears and reservations – the things that inform how a person speaks.
For example, I read a script not long ago where a meathead character would pepper his speech with “you know” every five seconds, even when he didn’t need to. Or, to compare similar characters, there’s the character of Emma in the TV show, The Bates Motel. Like Rose, she needs a breathing apparatus.
Emma is infatuated with Norman, so every part of the way she speaks is geared towards pleasing him, impressing him, trying to get him to notice her. There’s a neediness to her speech pattern that brings her dialogue alive. Here in “Reap What You Sow,” characters speak mainly to move plot along or give opinions about things (i.e. “I don’t like Butch.”). There’s a lack of naturalism and a lack of fun to the dialogue.
And I don’t think this being a TV movie should be an excuse to write less-interesting dialogue. Sure, the dialogue’s probably going to be more on-the-nose than in, say, a David Fincher film, but you should still try to be on-the-nose with some flair.
I guess the best way to sum up my reaction to the dialogue here is that it felt like Brett was bored writing it. I want him to write a version where it feels like he’s having fun. And isn’t that what Lifetime wants anyway? Don’t they want a little cheese? A little goofiness? A little flash?
It’s nearly impossible for me to give a rating here because I’m trying to rate something that embraces a lower quality product. And while I definitely thought there was a lot to celebrate, the story wasn’t challenging enough to keep me engaged. That and the dialogue were what kept this from being “worth the read.”
With that said, I feel like Brett achieved what he set out to do, and I don’t see his script as being that far behind what Lifetime puts on the air. What did you guys think?
Script link: Reap What You Sow (new version)
[ ] what the hell did I just read?
[x] wasn’t for me
[ ] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius
What I learned: Brett hooked me up with a couple of writers who have operated in the Made-For-TV-Movie world. After promising each of them a box of Sprinkles cupcakes, they’ve shared with me some trade secrets. They say that Hallmark responds to scripts that promote the wholesome, family love, uplifting thing. While Lifetime is a little more varied. They prefer the tawdry woman in danger scenario. But also like domestic strife, standing up to invaders, and the storybook romance (an old flame rekindled). Any made-for-TV movie fans here? What other secrets can you tell us!?
Last week I went all doom and gloom on you guys, giving you the ten specs-turned-movies that have placed us smack dab in the middle of a spec sale wasteland.
And I get it. Buying specs is a speculative business. A spec hasn’t proven itself to be successful in any other medium. So it makes sense, then, that picking a winner would be tough.
But as I’ve always maintained, the movie business is cyclical. Tastes change. Strategies change. There was a time in town when if you weren’t making a Western, there was something wrong with you. Try to push a Western through the system now and see what happens.
So the spec will have its day in the sun again. We just need a few spec hits to bolster the confidence of the execs making the decisions. And it will be up to you guys to provide those ideas. And to get you motivated, I’m giving you ten spec screenplays hitting theaters over the next couple of years that could change our fortunes.
A few of these movies will have to WAY over-perform and they’ll have to do so in close proximity to one another (Hollywood tends not to change unless it’s shocked into doing so). But if you show them that there’s money they’re leaving on the table? You’re damn skippy they’ll start buying specs again.
So with that in mind, here are those ten scripts, ranked in importance from lowest to highest. May every one of them make the box office their bitch!
10) The Last Witch Hunter (not reviewed)
Writer: Cory Goodman
Logline: (from IMDB) – The last witch hunter is all that stands between humanity and the combined forces of the most horrifying witches in history.
The Skinny: Getting a handle on this film is a little like trying to stab a peanut with a fork. No matter how many times you try spearing the thing, it keeps slipping away. It looks like they’re hoping for an Underworld like franchise here, but the Lionsgate angle has me worried. In the past, they’ve buried their genre ideas under a lot of murky CGI and dark shadows (i.e. Priest). The trailers for Witch Hunter look pretty good though. I’m hoping Lionsgate is taking some of that Hunger Games money and investing it back in their product. We shall see.
9) Burnt
Writer: Steven Knight
Logline: A selfish workaholic chef tries to get back into the restaurant game after a much publicized meltdown years ago.
The Skinny: For those who have been following Scriptshadow from the beginning, you know this project as, “Untitled Chef Project.” It’s a great freaking script but has had a lot of directors and actors attached to it before finally grabbing Bradley Cooper and getting a green light. This would seemingly be a good thing, as Cooper is one of the top 5 biggest actors working today. But what made this script so good was how dark the main character was. I like Cooper but I’m not yet convinced he can go to those places. My fear is that they play this more like a traditional romantic comedy, and that would be death for the project. You have to stay true to what made the material stand out in the first place.
8) In the Deep (reviewed in the Scriptshadow newsletter – sign up!)
Writer: Tony Jaswinski
Logline: When a young woman goes surfing by herself in a remote location, she finds herself being stalked by a shark.
The Skinny: This is one of the higher profile spec sales of the last couple of years. And since people freaking love sharks, this movie will definitely find an audience. The question is, how big will that audience be? This isn’t a sprawling story involving an entire town, a la Jaws, but rather one day with one woman who spends large swaths of time clutching a buoy. It’s decidedly more contained. Then again, a little movie called Gravity was about a single woman stuck alone in space.
7) Holland, Michigan
Writer: Andrew Sodroski
Logline: A Midwestern wife/schoolteacher begins to suspect that her husband’s cheating on her, so enlists the help of a fellow teacher she’s developed feelings for to catch him in the act. What she finds instead will change her life forever.
The Skinny: Audiences seem to love serial killers, despite how disturbing the thought of that is. In this top-ranked Black List script, Bryan Cranston plays our husband. Now before you roll your eyes and think this is yet another “Look at me, I can play a convincing serial killer” actor vanity project, know that this is one of the more original screenplays I’ve read. It’s dictated by mood and unpredictability and a story that constantly keeps you guessing. The wild card here is director Errol Morris, who’s found fame mainly through documentaries. But if he can bring the cinematic vision he brought to his breakout doc, The Thin Blue Line, there’s a very good chance this movie could be awesome.
6) American Ultra
Writer: Max Landis
Logline: A psychologically damaged slacker living in a small town with his girlfriend, soon finds that the CIA is trying to kill him for reasons unknown.
The Skinny: Say what you will about the Maxter and his narcissistic online rants, but the guy’s sold a ton of scripts. And he has a talent for finding marketable pockets in the Hollywood system that haven’t been exploited yet. This take on a Jason Bourne like story where the main character is a stoner is a fresh perspective that we haven’t seen yet. True, I didn’t love the script, but a big reason for that is I’m not into pot humor. And my friends who ARE into pot humor are telling me this looks hilarious. If Jesse Eisenberg can bring what he brought to Zombieland, American Ultra could be the sleeper hit the spec market needs. And that’ll keep the Landis Experiment going!
5) Sicario
Writer: Taylor Sheridan
Logline: A female FBI agent is dragged into an undercover operation to take down one of the biggest drug tunnels in Mexico.
The Skinny: A lot of people are calling Denis Villeneuve the closest thing we’ll get to the next David Fincher. And you can already feel that. When Denis attaches himself to a project, everybody notices. This is great news for us spec screenwriters. Because even though I really liked Sicario, a part of me said, this could just be another run-of-the-mill border drama. Then I saw the trailer for the film and said, “Holy Shit.” This is a contender. Which is probably why they’re opening the movie this fall, right in that sweet spot where the Academy starts paying attention.
4) Bob the Musical
Writer: Multiple
Logline: When a buttoned-up company man is involved in an accident, the world around him becomes one giant musical number.
The Skinny: This project has been around for so long, I don’t even know who first wrote it. But it recently signed Tom Cruise up for the lead, which means we’re finally going to see the film. I may not have loved Rogue Nation, but like Will Smith and Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise (All You Need is Kill, Oblivion) is one of the few actors willing to take risks on non-IP material. As tough as this will be to pull off, it’s the kind of idea that if the elements do come together, it will be, as Lester Burnham says, SPECTACULAR. And when something this funky does well, it opens the floodgates for the industry to take lots of chances.
3) Collateral Beauty (reviewed in Scriptshadow newsletter – sign up!)
Writer: Allan Loeb
Logline: When a stubborn boss refuses to sell his company and make everyone in it millionaires, his employees devise a cruel plan to remove him from his position.
The Skinny: This was the highest profile sale of the year by far, selling for north of 2 million dollars, I believe. The script is very different, very unlike anything else out there. So it’ll come into the market with a zesty freshness the audience isn’t expecting. Will Smith has recently joined the project and the director of Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl, Alfonso Gomez-Rejon, will direct. This is one of those scripts that’s so unique that it’s either going to connect and become a sensation, or be so weird, it’ll turn everyone off and become the unofficial sequel to Seven Pounds. Let’s hope the former happens.
2) Section 6 (not reviewed)
Writer: Aaron Berg
Logline: The origin story of the British Agency, MI:6.
The Skinny: Universal bought this script for 7 figures, making its unknown writer a star. The project hit a legal snafu when MGM sued for infringement on its Bond franchise. But when the prospect of defining for all future interested parties the specifics of what did and did not constitute “James Bond,” they dropped that case quick. This project has two of the hottest young properties in the business on board, future star Jack O’Connell (Unbroken) and everybody-wants-him-due-to-his-massive-geek-cred director Joe Cornish (Attack the Block). If done right, this could feel like an old school James Bond film. Universal has the magic touch at the moment, so there’s reason to believe!
1) Passengers
Writer: Jon Spaihts
Logline: A spacecraft transporting thousands of people to a distant planet has a malfunction in one of its sleep chambers. As a result, a single passenger is awakened 90 years before anyone else. Faced with the prospect of growing old and dying alone, he wakes up a second passenger who he’s fallen in love with.
The Skinny: This spec, which was written almost 8 years ago now, is the project that made Jon Spaihts the go-to sci-fi writer in town. Your sci-fi project wasn’t legit unless you’d hired this guy. The script has just been impossible to make because it costs so much for a sci-fi movie that doesn’t have all the things in it that sci-fi audiences crave in order to put down their 12 bucks (aliens, space battles, adventure). This is a love story set in space. That made it unique as a spec but a nightmare as a studio project. For that reason, it literally needed the two hottest male and female movie stars in the world (Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence) to finally get a green light. The Imitation Game’s Morten Tyldum will bring the vision this film needs to navigate its complex themes of love, time, and loneliness, and hopefully, it all comes together. This really is the movie that needs to hit big to give the spec market life. Outside of maybe Killing on Carnival Row, there isn’t a spec out there that readers haven’t wanted to see turned into a film. It’s time to find out if that desire was warranted.
