Rumors swirled online all week that this would be the episode to end Star Wars. Yoda doing weird dances? The Force designed by women? A witch’s brew?

Genre: Science-Fiction Adventure
Premise: We head back in time 16 years when twins Osha and Mae were being raised by a coven of witches. But when the Jedi find out about this illegal activity, they come to retrieve the girls.
About: The writers of today’s episode are fairly inexperienced. Jasmyne Flournoy has never written a television episode or feature film in her life. Eileen Shim did write one episode for House of the Dragon (the show debuts this Sunday by the way!).
Writers Jasmyne Flournoy and Eileen Shim
Details: 42 minutes

I’ve tried my darndest to stay away from the online chatter of The Acolyte because I know it’s all about divisiveness and how there can’t be fire in space or something. None of that has any effect on anything AS LONG AS THE STORY IS GOOD. And, so far, the story is good.

However, despite my best efforts, I could not avoid hearing that today’s episode was going to create a firestorm. I mentally prepared myself. But I’m committed to judging this series on the story and the story alone.

And look, just to be clear – for the people who are saying this series is stupid and it’s making all these dumb choices. Dudes. Star Wars has always been a bit silly. Little teddy bears are responsible for defeating the Empire. You can’t slam Star Wars for being a little silly.

The only time I get mad in Star Wars is when things get sloppy and, as a result, the storytelling suffers. If you’re putting 100% in and you have some modicum of talent, which Leslye Headland does, you’re going to write some good Star Wars episodes.

Famous last words, right?

Here we go!

**Carson watches Episode 3 of The Acoylate.**

Osha and Mae are 9 years old in today’s episode. It’s 16 years in the past and they’ve both been found by a coven of witches. The two head witches, who are also married, argue extensively about how to raise the children.

There is a big ceremony in a couple of days called “The Ascension” which will officially make these two witches. There are going to be a few challenges that are force-related so they do their force exercises whenever they can fit them in.

But just as the ceremony gets started, four Jedi show up (including a Wookie Jedi!) saying what the witches are doing is illegal. They know the two girls are force-sensitive and want to give them the Jedi test. If they pass, they will come to Coruscant.

For this reason, their two mothers tell them to deliberately fail the tests. But while taking the test, Osha can’t help but be truthful. So she passes. Mae is so infuriated by this that she locks her sister in her room and starts a fire! Osha is barely able to escape, but all the other Jedi, including Mae, die in the fire. Osha then hops on the Jedi ship and heads back to the Jedi temple.

Today’s episode had a surprise treat in the credits. One of my favorite up-and-coming directors, Kogonada, directed the episode!

That was cool to see.

I did think the episode was well-directed, although Kogonada seems to have been restrained from adding too much of his own style.

But let’s talk about the writing.

As I always say, the third episode of a TV series is where the rubber meets the road. If it’s bad, your series is bad. If it’s good, you could have a show on your hands.

Unfortunately, the series decided to gamble and use episode 3 as a flashback episode.

Flashbacks are more evil than Sith themselves. Not because they don’t work. But because only a tiny percentage of screenwriters understand how to make them work.

CATEGORY 1
Most screenwriters believe that the audience will blindly want to see what happens in the past because of how it will add more context to the characters.

CATEGORY 2
Better screenwriters understand that audiences don’t like going backwards. Therefore, they have to add more than just character context. They have to add a story to the flashback.

CATEGORY 3
The best screenwriters understand that going backwards is a gigantic gamble. It is taking the story away from the present, where the audience wants to be. Therefore, if you’re going to do it – especially a flashback that’ll last an entire episode – it has to be a great story in and of itself. And if they can’t come up with that great story for their flashback, they don’t write the flashback.

Because they know how quickly viewers can tune out of a series. Which, by the way, is 10 times faster than it used to be, when there were only 50 shows on TV. Flashbacks are a “f*ck around and find out” gamble.

So, where do today’s writers fall?

To their credit, they knew enough to get to Category 2.

There IS a legit storyline to this flashback episode. We’ve got the goal – the ceremony, the stakes – they become official members of the coven if they pass, and the urgency – the ceremony takes place in a couple of days.

We then have the complication that throws everything into disarray – the Jedi show up and say they want the children for themselves.

That IS a story. The problem is, it’s only a mildly entertaining one. And this is what keeps decent writers from becoming great writers. Just creating an okay storyline so that you can give us more context about your characters isn’t going to move the needle.

Let me be clear about this. If you fumble in a present-day storyline, the audience will forgive you more than they will if you fumble in a flashback episode. Because when a flashback episode is weak, not only were we not entertained, but the story didn’t move forward at all.

Remember what we talked about last week. Headland had made the smart decision to use what TV does well to create her series: The Acolyte was an investigative mystery. You didn’t do that this week. You went back to the mistakes that all these other Star Wars shows have made which is to force movie-like storytelling onto the TV format.

Movie-like storytelling is built upon the concept that the viewer gets to experience the entire story NOW. If you take away the NOW part, we get movie-like storytelling without all the payoffs.

So does that mean all flashbacks suck? No. I actually did a feature consult recently where the script was about a famous director. And he used flashbacks throughout. The difference was, his flashback story was even better than the main story! So whenever we flashed back, I was excited. Cause I wanted to see what happened next in that story.

That’s the way you got to think of it. You can’t think of it as a second-banana storyline. Try to make it as good or even better than the main storyline and that way we’ll WANT to flash back.

On a personal level, I didn’t like today’s subject matter. I know some outlier Star Wars comic books have witches in them. But witches aren’t Star Wars. So when you put them on screen, you’re losing a LOT of your audience. Probably almost your entire male audience. So I don’t know why they would do that.

Read the room.

It can’t be all about you. “I want witches cause I like witches!” No. Ask yourself if the audience for the subject matter likes witches. If they don’t, you probably want to go in another direction.

I will say that Headland seems to understand the Jedi better than a lot of the previous Star Wars showrunners. I say that because this Jedi group is a cool group. They all feel like Jedi. They act like Jedi. They talk like Jedi. They basically saved this episode.

This episode isn’t nearly as bad as everyone is saying it is. Someone was telling me that they were going to announce that the force was “female” in this episode or something. None of that nonsense happened.

But they need to get their act together for Episode 4 next week.

[ ] What the hell did I just stream?
[x] wasn’t for me
[ ] worth the stream
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius

What I learned: If you’ve got backstory you need the viewer to know, do the hard work and slip it into conversations. Show it through character actions. When Han Solo chirps at Luke in their first meeting at the cantina, saying, “And who’s going to fly it kid, you??” Luke says, “You bet I could, I’m not such a bad pilot myself.” That’s how you slip in backstory (that Luke is a pilot). You don’t have to do an entire episode on a coven for us to know Osha and Mae were once part of a coven.

This 7-figure sale is getting the Netflix treatment

Genre: Mystery/Thriller
Logline: A sleep specialist is the final hope to wake up a suspected murderer who’s been asleep for four years.
About: Today’s book is from debut author, Matthew Blake. Blake worked in politics for ten years but like a lot of you, secretly wanted to be a writer. His debut book, Anna O., had everyone going nuts, with multiple publishers coming in with 7 figure offers. If we could all be so lucky! Concurrently, super producer Greg Berlanti snatched up the book to turn into a TV series for Netflix. The Netflix deal makes sense. Not only is Berlanti a producer on the breakout Netflix hit, “You,” the streamer is currently the only kid on the block without a high-profile mystery-thriller show. So did they make the right move picking this one up?
Author: Matthew Blake
Details: 420 pages

The big reason I’m reviewing this book today is that writing a mystery novel and turning it into a TV series is currently one of the best paths for writers to make a lot of money.

Streamers are DYING for these shows.

But how do you come up with one of these mystery ideas? Haven’t they all been done already? Apparently not! When Matthew Blake learned that the average human spends 33 years of their life asleep, he felt like he’d found an untapped idea market. And thus Anna O. Was born.

Dr. Benedict Prince (Ben) is a sleep doctor. Maybe the best in the world. Which is why he’s recruited by the famous Abbey Sleep Center to look over their newest patient, Anna Ogilvy, also known throughout the world as “Sleeping Beauty.”

4 years ago, Anna O. killed two people during one of those team-building retreats but when the cops showed up, Anna was asleep. It turns out Anna has been a lifelong sleepwalker, so the assumption is that she killed the victims when she was sleepwalking. No problem, we’ll get to the bottom of this when she wakes up. Except Anna doesn’t wake up. In fact, she’s been asleep for FOUR YEARS.

After everybody and their mom (including her own mom) try to wake Anna up, people lose hope. However, Ben wrote some papers on sleep that have made some waves in the community. Which is why Ben is now appointed Anna’s primary doctor. He’s the last chance they have at waking her up.

The book takes us through different points of view, mainly Ben’s, as he uses his 3-pronged ‘wake-up’ formula (touch, listen, smell) to tempt Anna out of sleep. The main way that Ben is different from all the other sleep doctors is that he believes you have to use the ‘mind’ not the ‘brain’ to wake someone up. Whatever the hell that means.

We also hear from ex-wife Clara, a cop who was called to the scene of the famous murder. There’s a mysterious blogger constantly dropping tips about Sleeping Beauty on Reddit that she can’t possibly know. We even hear from Anna herself, whose journal leading up to the night’s events is drip-fed to us entry by entry.

It appears that Anna, an aspiring writer, was working on a story about the infamous 1999 murder of a woman who killed both of her stepchildren while sleepwalking. Anna’s journal entries indicate that she was getting close to figuring out the truth to that murder. Could Anna’s sleep-induced nightmare be tied to a murder from 20 years ago? And is Ben being 100% honest about his relationship with Anna? The answers are dependent on Anna waking up.

You know, sometimes the world just confuses me.

I have a solid feel for the screenwriting world. I know, for example, when a crappy script sells, that there are three likely reasons why it happened. I understand those reasons and therefore I can write the sale off as following some form of logic.

But I always thought that novel-writing required pure talent. You needed to be able to actually write. Because, unlike a script, which is just a blueprint for what the finished product will look like, a novel IS the finished product. So you’d think it would need to be, you know, good.

Maybe I’m overreacting here. I suppose I should give Blake credit for the insane amount of research he’s done. I could tell that this man knows more about sleep than 99% of the people on the planet.

But for God’s sake, THIS PLOT! This plot is so wacky and stupid. I’m not even convinced the concept works! This girl kills someone while sleepwalking. Then she wakes up momentarily to see what she’s done. Then she falls asleep for 4 straight years. What???

Those are two completely different things, both of them incredibly rare. What are the odds of both happening at once?

Someone paid a million bucks for this. I can see thousands of novelists everywhere shaking their heads in fury. You mean *THIS* is all we had to do to become millionaires? Come up with a flashy premise that only vaguely resembles a story??

The book obviously wants to be Gone Girl but – and I’m going to regurgitate what I always say on this site – the reason that Gone Girl was good was because it was SIM-PLE. Girl goes missing. Her diary proves her husband is the murderer. Midway through we learn that the diary was made up and she orchestrated her own disappearance.

This book is just… what the hell. It has sixteen million twists! Every few chapters, there’s another twist. If every plot beat is a twist, the twists stop mattering. What makes twists work is that they are singular. We work our way up to them, carefully setting them up, and that’s why they hit us like a ton of bricks.

It’s a very first-time writer thing to do — twist twist twist twist twist. You do that when you’re not confident as a writer, when you don’t believe in your story. You’re constantly thinking, “Am I doing enough? Is this boring? It’s too boring. I have to make something happen!”

Good writers are confident that they’ve built characters compelling enough that we’ll want to stay with them even when crazy things aren’t happening. I mean, these characters WEREN’T compelling enough for that. But if you can’t even write characters, what are you doing writing a book?

There was really only one thing that worked – the suspense that was built up for Anna waking up. Despite despising every contrived chapter that was written, I kept reading because I wanted to see what happened when Anna woke up. And for about three chapters there, when she woke up, the book actually worked. It, of course, fell apart immediately after. But a 3-chapter win streak for a writer of this caliber is admirable.

By the way, Anna wakes up at the midpoint. So at least he got that part right (have something big happen at the midpoint of your story).

Here’s my guess at what happened and you book experts can let me know if I’m right. Books like this are never meant to be books. They’re created to become movies or TV shows. The purchase of the book by the publishing house acts as a dual-purpose publicity push that gets eyes on the sale that can then be concurrently used to push the book around town in the hopes of securing a movie/show deal.

In that sense, I suppose this works. We’ve got a high concept here. A screenwriter buddy of mine who adapts high-profile material has reminded me that lots of good movies are adapted from weak books because you get to pick and choose the best parts.

I don’t know if any screenwriter can possibly save this book, though. This is trashy weak overly-twisty unconfident writing in its purest form, the kind of thing that if it does make it all the way to Netflix, will be lucky to crack a 30% on Rotten Tomatoes.

The ending alone, with its 96,000 twists, has a good shot at sending half its audience into their own 4-year slumber. A 4-year slumber of stupidity.

The only positive I can take out of this is that it proves you clearly don’t need to be a good writer to make millions of dollars. But the weaker you are, the flashier your concept has to be. That’s all this book had going for it.  I guess it was enough.

[x] What the hell did I just read?
[ ] wasn’t for me
[ ] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius

What I Learned: One of the things I’ve found while reading books is that good authors integrate their research into the plot. So if you’re researching people who have been asleep for a long time and you come across a particularly interesting real-life case? Figure out a way to work that case into your story. That’s what Blake does. This could’ve just been about Anna’s case. But Blake found another case through research that he decided to work into the plot – the sleep case from 20 years earlier when the mother killed her step-children while sleepwalking.

Has Hollywood just birthed the next movie star?

Genre: ???????
Premise: A part time cop pretends to be a hit man to trap people hiring contract killers but changes tactics when one of his clients ends up being hot and sexy.
About: This movie was born out of an online article that I reviewed last year. It should be noted that this is one of the best ways to sell a movie idea these days. You find an interesting story out there in the real world and you write about it. The movie paired longtime collaborators Rinchard Linklater and Glen Powell, whose finished product ended up being one of the big purchases at the Venice Film Festival, going for 20 million dollars to Netflix.
Writers: Richard Linklater, Glen Powell, and Skip Hollandworth
Details: 2 hours long

So let me explain to you how these things work.

This movie sold for a giant amount of movie to Netflix after its debut at the Venice Film Festival. The non-initiated would assume that that must mean the movie was amazing. But that’s not how the movie business operates.

The reason this movie sold for so much money is because for the first time in a long time, Hollywood believes they have a movie star in the making in Glen Powell. Top Gun Maverick made SO MUCH MONEY that they figured SOMEONE had to come out of that as a rising star. And with Miles Teller already getting his shot, they went with Glen Powell.

Anything But You’s runaway hit status only bolstered this belief. Glen Powell HAD to be the next big thing. Or did he? It was easy to make the argument that the only reason Top Gun Maverick made so much money was because of superstar, Tom Cruise. But a good case could also be made that the only reason Anything But You made a ton of money was because of Sydney Sweeney. Which would mean that Glen Powell just got lucky.

It’s notoriously difficult to identify movie stars. You don’t know until they happen. From Alex Pettyfer to Eric Bana to Sam Worthington to Clive Owen to Colin Farrell to Josh Hartnett, Hollywood has a long list of “swing and a miss” movie star hopefuls.

And it goes both ways. I’ll never forget watching Bradley Cooper in Jim Carrey’s “Yes Man” and thinking how sorry I was for him. I thought, “That’s the kind of guy always meant to get second billing. He’ll never be the top dog.” I turned out to be a little wrong on that one.

The only legitimate movie star we’ve found in the last decade was Chris Pratt, which may have been the hardest to predict in history. The guy was known as the overweight 10th billing crappy boyfriend on Parks and Recreation.

In other words, who knows what’s going to become of Glen Powell? He’s certainly getting his shot. We’ll see just how much star power he has later this year when Twisters comes out. But, for right now, let’s look at his splashy new streaming flick, Hit Man.

Gary Johnson is a nerdy philosophy teacher, cat owner, and part-time desk cop. One day, he’s thrown into action as a fake hit man. The cops need him to entrap someone who’s trying to kill a business partner. All Gary has to do is convince this guy he’s a hit man, get him to give him the money, and admit that it’s for murder. And, what do you know, Gary is AWESOME at it.

He’s so awesome that he becomes their go-to “hit man.” The great thing about Gary is that he caters his hit man persona to whoever he’s talking to. If there’s a lonely housewife, he’s more sexy. If it’s a crabby old gun owner, he’ll throw on tattoos and swear like a sailor. At one point he even plays a heartless German dressed in black, complete with accent.

Gary’s hit rate is close to 100%.

But that all changes when he meets Madison. Since it’s a younger woman, Gary goes with his rugged edgy sexy persona, “Ron.” Ron is a smooth operator, a ladies’ man, and we can feel the crackle of electricity between them. But when Madison is about to give him the money to kill her abusive husband, Gary improvs and tells her to keep it and use it to escape him. He doesn’t want this woman going to prison.

Weeks later, Madison calls Gary and wants to see him. Of course, he’s not Gary to Madison. He’s Ron. So he must see her as Ron. When they meet, she thanks him. She ran away from the guy. She’s single now. And… maybe it wouldn’t be too bad to go back to her place. We can figure out what happens next. A whole lot of sexy time.

Before Ron, I mean Gary, knows it, he’s in a quasi-relationship with Madison. Which is tricky because, well, he’s not himself. He’s this persona. And the more time he spends with her, the more lines between his real self and persona get crossed. But that turns out to be just one part of the problem. The other is that Madison may not be as innocent as she first implied. Maybe Gary should’ve been able to figure that out since, you know, what kind of woman goes out with a hit man?

Hit Man is a Hollywood engine trapped in an indie chassis. It’s a weird movie with a weird script. Linklater can’t shake his indie roots. He’s never understood the “dumb fun” nature of Hollywood movies – stuff like Bad Boys – and therefore can’t help but add 5 minute scenes of characters arguing about the existential conflict inherent in marriage. Which is what keeps this movie from ever finding its groove.

It’s a comedy! No, wait. It’s serious! Oh wait, it’s a comedy again! Wait, it’s a romance. No, now it’s a sexy thriller! Actually, hold on… it’s a crime movie. The tone is shiftier than a drug addict on the corner of Hollywood and Vine.

Linklater’s confusion is evident when we watch Gary and Madison’s first scene together. The movie had been rolling along as a comedy for a while. Yet this scene is both serious and sexy. There were numerous opportunities to cut back to the cops listening in and making fun of how Gary’s clearly gone gaga over this girl, yet for this scene, comedy was abandoned. It was strange. You never had a feel for what the tone was.

From a screenwriting perspective, the script should work, as we’re using one of the more reliable tools in the screenwriting toolbox – dramatic irony. Dramatic irony is when we know something that one, or more, of the characters do not. It’s an important tool that I dedicate an entire section to in my DIALOGUE BOOK.

We know that Gary is not who he says he is. He’s a cop. But Madison DOES NOT know this. Whenever you build a romance around a lie, there’s going to be interest from the viewer about how that ends. Because we know it can only end badly. And we want to stick around to see what ‘badly’ looks like.

But the use of dramatic irony is pretty basic stuff. You’ll see it almost every TV show going, in some form or another. The good writers can twist and turn dramatic irony in ways that the average writer never would’ve thought of.

(Spoiler) In Hit Man, the central line of dramatic irony is between Gary and Madison. We know Gary isn’t really a hit man. She does not. That’s where the viewer’s intrigue lies. But about 70 minutes into the movie, the gig is up and Gary has to admit to Madison who he is. She confides to *Ron* that she killed her husband and he loses it. He admits that he’s not Ron. He’s Gary. He’s a cop. Hence, the dramatic irony *between them* is over.

But then Gary heads back to the station for an emergency meeting. The captain believes that Madison is the primary suspect for the husband’s murder. And hence, A BRAND NEW LINE of dramatic irony begins. Almost all of the cops don’t know that Gary has been secretly seeing Madison. Nor do they know that he now knows that she killed him. BUT WE DO. And that’s how to cleverly utilize dramatic irony. The second you cut it off in one plot, you add it to another.

It’s actually a more sophisticated scene than even that since one of the cops in the room spotted Gary on a date with Madison once. So he knows Gary isn’t telling the whole truth. This is an advanced form of dramatic irony that has to do with inferior and superior perspectives which I go into in my dialogue book. If you want to become a master at one of the most valuable screenwriting tools there is, make sure you buy that book.

Despite its wonky tone and inconsistency, it all comes together in the end with an unpredictable final turn. Now, does this movie prove that Glen Powell is a movie star? That I don’t know. The only reliable metric I’ve come up with for what makes a movie star is, “Can you not look away whenever they’re on screen?” Doesn’t matter if you like them or hate them. Can you not look away? And, for the most part, I think I wanted to watch Glen Powell. *I think.* Maybe I need more evidence. What do you guys think?

[ ] What the hell did I just watch?
[ ] wasn’t for me
[x] worth the stream
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius

What I learned: You may have wondered, why did this article – out of millions of articles published online – become the one that was purchased to be made into a movie. Nobody but the people involved know for sure. But always factor in movies that have roles which allow the actor to play multiple parts (in this case, multiple personas) – those are highly coveted by actors. So there’s a good chance some very good actors are going to want to be in the movie. No doubt that helped Linklater snag one of the fastest rising stars in Hollywood.

Okay, everybody should continue to rewrite their script. Once again, we are rewriting 3 pages a day 6 days a week. That equals 18 pages total every week. So far, we’ve rewritten 54 pages. After this week, we will be up to 72 pages.

A big thing you’re going to be doing in rewrites is fleshing out the major technical components of your story. With writing, we’re always integrating things into our scripts that we don’t know much about. We may make a character a neuroscientist even though we’ve never been in a scientific lab in our entire lives. Or maybe our script is set in an airport. And we have no idea what airport employees actually do throughout the day.

It’s fine if your first draft doesn’t go into much detail about this stuff. But if you want to separate yourself from the beginner screenwriters out there, you need to flesh out the parts of your screenplay that contain technical elements that surround your characters’ lives so that they feel realistic.

In the past, this was difficult. Let’s say your character was a lawyer. And you had NO IDEA what lawyers did all day. I certainly don’t know. Go to court, maybe? Scream ‘sustained!’ a few times? That’s the extent of my lawyer knowledge. Even hours of internet research didn’t give you a true feel for what a day on the job is like for a lawyer.

But then AI showed up.

I have not been kind to AI in the past. I still think large language models may be the single greatest scam in history. But that’s a topic for another day. One area where I give AI enormous credit is research. You can ask it about very specific things and it will give you very specific answers.

If you’re writing a movie about Air Force 1 crashing in a jungle, for example, you can ask AI how Air Force 1 operates. You can ask it what goes on inside of the plane. You can ask what the protocol is for the pilots. You can ask about the specifics of how a flight comes together. Here’s a snippet of what Chat GPT spat back at me when I asked what went into an Air Force 1 trip from Washington to Germany…

Pre-Flight Preparations

Advance Team Deployment: Weeks before the trip, an advance team comprising Secret Service agents, military personnel, and White House staff travels to Germany to coordinate logistics, security, and other arrangements.

Flight Planning: The Air Force One crew and White House staff work together to plan the flight route, taking into account weather conditions, airspace restrictions, and international flight protocols.

Security Coordination: The Secret Service collaborates with local security forces in Germany to ensure the President’s safety upon arrival. This includes securing the airport, travel routes, and venues.

Briefings: The President receives briefings on the itinerary, security measures, and any geopolitical considerations related to the trip.

Departure from Washington, D.C.

Motorcade to Joint Base Andrews: The President travels from the White House to Joint Base Andrews in a motorcade. This route is heavily secured by the Secret Service.

Pre-Flight Checks: Upon arrival at Joint Base Andrews, Air Force One undergoes final pre-flight checks. The President, staff, and accompanying personnel board the aircraft.

Takeoff Procedures: After boarding, Air Force One takes off, with air traffic control giving priority clearance. The aircraft is typically escorted by fighter jets, especially when flying over potentially hostile regions.

I’ve actually come up with a few good screenplay ideas about doctors or lawyers over the years and I just throw them away because there is zero way for me to convincingly write a lawyer. Like I just said. I wouldn’t know the first thing a lawyer would do when he got to work. But AI has changed that. I’ll ask it right now. What does a lawyer do all day?

The average day of a lawyer can vary significantly depending on their area of specialization (e.g., corporate, criminal, family, intellectual property law), the size of their firm, and whether they work in private practice, for a corporation, or for the government. However, here’s a general overview of what a typical day might look like for a lawyer in private practice:

Morning

Arrive at the Office: Lawyers usually start their day by arriving at their office around 8:00 or 9:00 AM.

Check Emails and Messages: The first task is often to check and respond to emails and phone messages from clients, colleagues, and other parties.

Plan the Day: Reviewing the day’s agenda, scheduling meetings, court appearances, and deadlines. Prioritizing tasks and managing time effectively is crucial.

Client Meetings: Meeting with clients to discuss ongoing cases, provide legal advice, and gather information. This could involve initial consultations with new clients or updates on existing cases.

Mid-Morning

Case Research and Preparation: Conducting legal research using online databases, libraries, and other resources to find relevant case law, statutes, and legal precedents. Preparing documents such as briefs, motions, and contracts.

Drafting Documents: Writing and reviewing various legal documents, including contracts, pleadings, and correspondence. Ensuring all documents are accurate and meet legal standards.

Court Preparation: For litigators, preparing for court appearances which may include reviewing case files, strategizing with colleagues, and practicing arguments.

Lunchtime

Networking and Business Development: Attending lunch meetings with clients, colleagues, or potential clients. Networking is an essential part of a lawyer’s career development and practice growth.

Afternoon

Court Appearances and Depositions: Attending court for hearings, trials, and motions. This involves presenting arguments, examining witnesses, and negotiating settlements. Conducting depositions where witnesses provide sworn testimony outside of court.

Negotiations: Engaging in negotiations with opposing counsel to settle cases or agree on contract terms.

Client Communication: Providing updates to clients on the status of their cases, discussing new developments, and explaining legal options and strategies.

Late Afternoon

Internal Meetings: Attending meetings with colleagues to discuss case strategies, firm business, or continuing legal education. Collaboration with paralegals, assistants, and other lawyers is often necessary.

Document Review: Reviewing and finalizing documents, ensuring all legal standards are met before filing or sharing with clients and opposing counsel.

Evening

Wrap-Up: Finalizing any urgent tasks, sending last-minute emails, and preparing a to-do list for the following day.

Continuing Legal Education: Engaging in professional development activities such as attending seminars, webinars, or reading up on recent legal developments to stay current in their field.

Leave the Office: Depending on the workload, lawyers may leave the office anywhere from early evening to late at night. Work-life balance varies greatly in the legal profession.

This is a treasure trove of information. Anybody who reads this can now convincingly place their characters in a law firm. And this is just the overview. If you want to get more specific, ask it. What kind of cases do lawyers work on? If they’re knee-deep in a big case, what does the daily workflow look like for that case?

As far as I’m concerned, this levels the playing field. It allows writers to write about things they’ve never experienced in their lives with a certain amount of believability. Can you imagine how much better the She-Hulk series would’ve been if even one of those writers used Chat GPT to learn about lawyers?

Use this tool to fill in those technical details you glazed over in the first draft. For example, if your script is about an FBI agent and when your protagonist went to the office you merely wrote: “INT. FBI OFFICE – JOE RAZOR’S DESK – DAY.”  And that was the extent of your Federal Building description? You may want to ask AI for help populating that scene.

Never forget that your job, as a screenwriter, is to pull us into your world so that we forget we’re reading something. A great way to do that is by describing the world your characters exist in, in a detailed informative way. Bring us there. Convince us by telling us those details only an FBI agent would know.

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Genre: Sci-Fi Adventure (TV show) – Episodes 1 & 2
Premise: Someone is killing the Jedi. A young Jedi dropout who may have a connection to this murderer is asked to help figure out who it is and take them down.
About: The Acolyte was conceived at a time when the Lucasfilm coffers were bursting. Star Wars was on a roll and their endless slate of shows (12 in some form of development or production) was proof of that. But since then, the Star Wars brand has experienced a string of L’s, from low critic scores to weak ratings to a new Star Wars movie canceled almost every week. Kathleen Kennedy, desperate to get more female directors into the Star Wars mix, greenlit Leslye Headlands Star Wars idea despite its innately odd pitch (“Frozen meets Kill Bill”). There were many rumors throughout the three years since the show was announced that it was canceled. However, against all odds, The Acolyte survived. And it just debuted its first two episodes tonight.
Writer: Leslye Headland
Details: about 35 minutes each episode

I’ve recently had a rejuvenation with the Star Wars franchise in the most unexpected way. I learned about younger people who’d never seen the original Star Wars movies before watching them for the first time on Youtube.

What’s so fun about watching their reactions is that a lot of them are dismissive going in, thinking Star Wars is dumb and overrated and looking down on it because it’s such an old movie. Then you watch them TOTALLY CHANGE THEIR MIND within, literally, three minutes. You can see it in their eyes that they’re hooked.

It’s not just validation of the greatness of Star Wars. But it’s further proof that good storytelling is timeless. And the story of Star Wars was TOLD SO WELL.

There has been so much criticism of the franchise in the years since and so many different areas have been pointed to as the reason. But it all comes down if it’s a good story or not. People are pulled in by great stories. They’re bored by bad ones. And I don’t think the storytelling in Star Wars has been good in a long time.

Ahsoka was the first live-action Star Wars product that I didn’t even watch. In history! That’s such a weird feeling for me. That I was so unimpressed by what was being presented that I didn’t even bother to try it.

Which leads us to today.

I’m giving Acolyte a chance because I believe creator Leslye Headland is the best writer any of the Star Wars shows have had. I took notice of her writing all the way back when I reviewed her Bachelorette script. She’s got a strong voice. She’s got a dark voice. She’s a clever storyteller (Russian Doll). So I’m curious if she’s come up with the goods here.

I’m putting all of my Star Wars baggage aside. I have not read any reviews. I haven’t even watched the show yet. I typed all this before I watched it so you couldn’t detect how I felt going in. With that in mind, I’m going to go watch it now. Then I’ll come back with the review!

***Carson watches Acolyte***

It’s 100 years before the prequels in a time known as the High Republic. This was when Jedi Rule was at its peak, diversity a priority, and there was no war. But, apparently, not all is cool with the Jedi themselves, as a Temple dropout named Osha heads to a bar and kills Jedi Master Trinity.

Young Jedis Yord and Jecki arrive on a cargo ship that we see Osha is working on as a mechanic. They immediately arrest her for the murder of Trinity. Strangely, Osha denies any knowledge of the murder, insisting she was on her ship the entire time.

She’s placed on a prison transport back to Coruscant where she’ll be put on a trial but there’s a prison takeover on the ship, leading to a crash on a nearby snowy planet. It’s there where Osha’s past comes back to her. Her twin sister, Mae, supposedly died in a fire many years ago. Could it be Mae who killed Trinity?

Jedi Master Sol, one of the wiser Jedis and Osha’s old master, senses that Mae’s just getting started. So he heads to the crashed ship, grabs Osha, and heads to a planet that has a small Jedi Temple setup. It is there where Mae’s likely next target is. So Sol, Yord, Jecki, and Osha set up a trap to catch her. But they’re too late. Mae kills her Jedi target. Who’s next???

Leslye Headhand may have done something revolutionary here.

What’s been the big problem with Star Wars television?

I know. That list is long.

But what’s been, arguably, the main issue?

I know what I believe to be the answer.

That Star Wars is not a small-screen product. Star Wars needs stakes. It needs urgency. It needs scale. It needs spectacle.

TV is only able to provide these things in small doses. Nowhere was that more obvious than in the “big battle” between Obi-Wan and Vader in the Obi-Wan show. The stakes of that fight were about as high as whether I’d overcook my bacon this morning.

So Headland said: Instead of trying to force Star Wars onto TV, what if we instead create a Star Wars show that leans into what TV does well?

And what does TV do well? TV does investigation well.

The most successful shows ever are about people investigating. How long has SVU been on the air? 78 years?

What this strategic pivot does is it takes our focus away from the fact that all the Star Wars stuff on screen feels smaller and cheaper and lures us in with the question – “Who’s killing Jedi and why?”

Of course, with any investigation plotline, the mysteries have to be well-written enough that they pull us in and make us want to keep watching. And Headland shows us how well she understands the format.

This is apparent almost immediately when Headland fesses up and tells us by the halfway point that the twin sister is doing the killing. A lesser writer would’ve tried to draw that out for 2-3 episodes, maybe even more. But good writers can tell how much leeway the viewer is going to give them on a particular plotline and Headland knew we’d figure that out immediately and want to move on.

So we move on but Headland still poses mysteries that need answers. We still don’t know WHY Mae is killing Jedi. And we definitely want to know who her master is and why HE is ordering this.

For the first time in a while with Star Wars, I was losing myself in the story. Usually, I’m just criticizing how bad it is. Like Obi-Wan hiding Baby Leia in his cloak while escaping the bad guys’ base and nobody notices.

When the Jedis finally corner Mae, my suspension of disbelief was in full suspension! It was that feeling I got with the original Star Wars where everything around you disappears and you’re just absorbed in what’s going on.

A big part of that was the characters. Star Wars became the phenomenon that it is because of its characters. It’s been a long time since they’ve been able to create good ones. I don’t know if I’d say these characters are great. But none of them are bad. I know that sounds like a backhanded compliment but usually, the Star Wars characters I see these days are terrible. So I was shocked that yet another show wasn’t introducing more of them.

I thought for sure I was going to hate the tall young guy with the swayed hair but he ended up being kind of a badass. And I love that little alien girl. There’s something captivating about the actress’s voice. It’s deceptively powerful and you believe her.

Sol is pretty cool too. He’s no Obi-Wan. But he’s got the same energy. He has the gravitas. And Osha is likable. I’m not sure if I love her yet. But I definitely like her. And I like her little pocket-droid, Pip. It’s small details like that that tell me Headland is trying to be different. She’s trying to find things that haven’t been done before in Star Wars.

Like Mae’s fighting. Mae doesn’t use a lightsaber. Her master doesn’t want her using one. He believes in killing Jedi with just your hands. That’s the ultimate kill. And I liked how that confused the other Jedi. They don’t know what to do with her.

Another unique way around common character tropes is Osha’s makeup. Osha gave up her Jedi training. She’s actually a sucky Jedi and hasn’t used the Force in years. That’s a new starting point for a ‘main character Jedi’ that we haven’t seen yet.

We usually see these underdog desert types with big dreams pulled into the Jedi universe. I’ve always wondered if there was a way to move away from that trope and wasn’t sure if there was. That aspect was so ingrained in The Hero’s Journey template and The Hero’s Journey template and Star Wars are one and the same. But lo and behold, Headland has figured out a hack to still create the underdog Jedi character.

I can’t believe I liked this so much that I wasn’t even upset about the lack of white man diversity in the show, lol. You know what alcoholics should do instead of going to AA?  They should play the new Acolyte drinking game I just invented called: “Spot the white guy.”  I promise you there isn’t a quicker way to get sober. What can you say, the diversity is strong here. We even have our first overweight Jedi!

But kudos to Headland that it never felt overbearing, like diversity was more important than the story. And that’s all I’ve wanted from Star Wars since the originals. Just tell good stories. So far, Headland is doing a bang-up job at that. Now, can she keep that up? That’s another question.

When it comes to writing good TV, the third episode is where the rubber meets the Mos Eisley dirt path. The first two episodes are the easiest because they’re clearest in your mind when you start and they’re the ones you know you have to make great because you have to hook the audience. Episode 3 is usually where things get sloppy cause you only write it AFTER you get your green light.

But so far, I’m happy in this long long LONG time ago  galaxy far far away. I will keep reviewing these episodes as long as they’re good. If there’s even one bad one – one Lizzo and Jack Black episode? I’m out like a trout.

[ ] What the hell did I just watch?
[ ] wasn’t for me
[xx] worth the stream
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius

What I learned: A lot of feature writers come into television and try to force the film format onto the medium. That’s how we get shows like Raised by Wolves. Instead, do what Headland’s done. Figure out what TV does well and then adapt your ideas to that.